Other Craptions

Uncomfortably Silent Hill.

These mannequin commercials for Old Navy are getting pretty scary.

Fencing for the fabulous!!

As eternal punishments go, Hitler didn't so much mind the excruciating razor mask, but did the devil really have to make him wear such a Jew-y sports coat.

Damned to eternity in Hell? That's no excuse not to look your best. Ralph Lauren, Sinners Collection.

Some people will go to extreme lengths to never have to hear or see Sarah Palin again.

Daft Punk has entered your nightmares!

"Well, sir, we've been able to locate the source of your headache."

You'd think they'd be tough to beat in poker, but when they have a big hand, their slats open and close real quick.

"I STILL can't feel the Force yet, how about you, Larry?"

Oooh everyone! Hey look at me, I'm Greg, my face burnt off and now I need this hideous mask so my...He's behind me isn't he?

Dirk and Jeff were taking no chances at the laser Floyd show.

So, your dungeon or mine?

"See, I told you Obamacare wouldn't be that bad!"

Tony and Sal were best of friends, but then Tony had to go and get all up in Sal's grill about something.

Paul and Bill were the two kids your mother warned you about who made a face and had it freeze that way. Now they're to grotesque for public consumption.

A two bagger is where you wear one in case hers falls off, but when it has to be fastened on like this you are fugly.

"These won't do. I can hardly see all the poor people I'm looking down on.

Head shrinking moves out of the jungles of the Amazon and into the new millennium.

Faceless Corporations have equally Faceless CEO's.

I have no mouth...but I must order a Mocha Latte.

5 minutes later, Lady Gaga surrendered to Scientology.

"So what does your husband's mask device do, Helen?" "It shuts him up for a while, Vicky."

We tried to explain the school play to them, but they just kept saying that it "did not compute". Eventually we just stuck them in the janitor's closet, and they were no less happy.

What Bush and Cheney look like through XRay specs...

How to spot the straight guys at a taping of The View...

Trilobyte Face and his friend Bugsy are quite popular in Japan.

"Hello Clarice."

Wear these to parent-teacher conference, and you'll never hear complaints about Little Jimmy peeing in the turtle's cage ever again.

How do you make a Venetian blind? Like this. This is how.

Two instances where ZZ Top were wrong.

"Now that we are dressed as Human Beings, no one will suspect our mission of invasion. Let us go and blend in with them, and see what we learn..."

Hellraiser's less than scary cousin "hell waiter."

The new fall line in Hell looks fab-u-lous!

Burnvictimdate.com has hot men waiting to meet you right now!!!

Why is the one in the back saying it's a trap?

Dude, a turtleneck? You're gonna make us look like IDIOTS!

Joey "Peanuts" Magliore was a made guy. He was made out of aluminum.

Escalator accidents, although rare, can be particularly nasty...

What the fuck, eHarmony? What... The... Fuck?

Proving once again that anything can be made better if it's wrapped in bacon.

Bondage gear for the distinguished not-so-gentle man

Models are such basket cases.

"DUDE! One of us needs to change."

When women told Jim he had a "grate" face, he took it as a compliment...

"Why, Fiona, whatever would make you think there's an invasion going on?"

"Hey Fiona, I think the one on the left has got a boner for ya..."

OH No, IT'S Shredder! AND Colander!

Italian Designer Crash Test Dummies...