Other Craptions

I get it,the dragon eats the baby, the baby grows up inside the dragon, then the dragon gets a new pair of legs.

The sequel to Eragon did not have the budget of the first.

Sarah Palin neglects to do a background check on another nanny.

Ancient Chinese cure for diarrhea.

Stick a couple corporate logos on those dragons and it's the Republican alternative to Obamacare.

why it sucks to be adopted by gay partners

Even if they were real dragons, and they ate the child alive, it would still be better than sitting it in front of the television to watch "Dora The Explorer".

And people wonder why today's kids are so jaded.

Kate-Lynn wondered: where those real, or did some of the acid Mom dropped last night end up in her breast milk again?

Nobody asked me, but I think she's a little too young to ride the dragon.

All in all, it beats getting hit in the face with a bunch of feathers...

Tiananmen Day Care.

Only one child was left to battle John and Kate

Little Katie was always picked last to be eaten.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Oh, no. They've just met my landlord Pearl.

Sigh, I'm a six year old girl. My life should be fun, but the days just seem to drag-on.

Well, we had to sacrifice something to the dragon, and I was tired of those dang Hannah Montana CDs....

Little Emmy used to get bullied at preschool. Now preschool will fucking pay.

Kind of a big fuss over one little poopie diaper.

Neverland became a much stranger place without Michael to control the monsters...

They're just going to be hungry for baby a half hour later.

We're here to talk to you about Buddah.

Dragons love children! If they're cooked right.

It was then we realized it: Fiona was controlling them with HER MIND...

After this trip, Dora stopped exploring.

China's mandatory abortion laws just got a whole lot more intense.

November 4, 2017: Little Billie finally remembers in therapy why he hates his parents.

Diagnosis: This child does *NOT* have ADD.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Soon you're gonna be a dragon turd...

I love when my brutal devourings of children come accompanied by big band music.

Its that Milk-a-holic Lindsey Lohan!

"Stay in school, kid. Maybe one day you'll have a good job like us..."

Honestly, honey, I don't know which one of us he resembles.

It takes a village, to scare a toddler to death!

Can you tell me how to get away from sesame street

Baby's Day Out 2: China Town

Don't worry, she'll be okay. They're both MAN eating dragons.

"We were created by senseless hippies...please kill us..."

"You dragons are making TOO MUCH NOISE... Now, pipe down or I'm going to get my ass-kicking boots!! I, CARLA THE SMALL, HIGH PRIESTESS OF DRAGONSLAYERS, HAVE SPOKEN!!"

Magic Eight ball says: Run Like Hell!

I don't know what's going on here...but I'm sure it's something illegal.

Their fiery breath is no match for her pungent diaper.

FAKE! They're TOTALLY made of papier-maché. Also, they are wearing Converse.

The shortage of skilled labor has hit the child care industry the hardest.

Stop being a little bitch and pet the dragon

So this is the "Change" Obama was talking about...

Fuck it "France surrenders" ought to be good for 10-15 votes!!!!

"Here kiddie, kiddie, kiddie...."