Other Craptions

Daddy! Take a picture of me and Teddy by this wood chipper!

Bullshit. She never caught a fish that big.

"No, you idiots! TAR FIRST!"

This kid doesn't really know what the French Tickler is supposed to be....

The French have mastered the art of surrender because they start at an early age.

Where the Wild Things fart

France: cowardly for so long we finally grew feathers

The tragedy is that in a country that considers Jerry Lewis a comedic genius, this is comedy.

In France, everyone is a kiddie porn auteur.

Since the little girl is French, it's safe to assume those feathers will be in her hair a looong time.

Noah Cyrus's Paris welcoming was something less than warm.

I don't see why the french are so freaking snooty. I can think of five ways this pillow fight could be better.....

When Ginny said she could eat a whole chicken, everyone expected her to cook it first.

"Now young lady, you cannot come in for supper until you pick up every single one of those feathers!"

Mimi became upset when her poulette surprise exploded.

Well, that settles it. Duck season.

This is all part of young French children's snootiness training.

Pigeon problem? Alka Seltzer to the rescue.

When my cats do that to the toilet paper, I squirt them with a water bottle.

The sniper may have missed his target, but the look on those kids' faces when the pigeon they were feeding exploded into a million pieces: priceless.

How many "France surrender" craptions will there be today? As Carl Sagan would say, "Billions and billions and billions..."

France celebrates "National Dandruff Day"...

"Daddy, this gives me an idea. Let's go to your air traffic control office, and I can talk to the pilots."

France surrendered, hahahaha, I'm so hilarious.

Apparently tourists and photographers are sick of the Eiffel Tower.

France seems pretty happy for all this alleged surrendering.

Is this ... is this french kissing?

We will defeat you, stuffed animals, and we will bathe in your blood.

So you realize that, based on the angle, there is no way that these photographers are not also photographing the photographer of this very photograph? I have no point.

Five Golden Rings! Four calling birds, three French . . . OH SHIT!

Sick of their reputation in America, French school-children catch, kill and devour a bald eagle

Duck Duck Goose lost something in translation.

French cooking shows are weird. Just fucking weird.

"MOMMY! TIMMY'S HEAD EXPLODED!!! ...AND YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE'S NOTHING BUT STUFFING IN THERE!!!"

City of the Easily Entertained Children.

I think he's trying to send some kind of message to PETA, but I'm not sure what...

I love how people are completely ignoring the Eiffel freaking Tower to take a picture of this.

So you go to the cultural capital of the world, yet the only thing you take a picture of is the one thing you can find in every single Bedbath and Beyond?

Secret service hesitated when France's top assasin, Eloise "Chicken Lady" Sinclair, attacked former President Bush. Luckily, Laura was there to throw herself into the line of fire.

Using telekinesis in a pillow fight IS cheating no matter what your professor tells you...

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in France, do any fruity thing you feel like.

Leslie, dear, your father and I are a little concerned about your new friends...

This is what guys think cumshots are like for gals.

The French have even surrendered to dandruff.

Breaking News: "Sarah Palin's head explodes in France after locals ask her a geography question... More at 11"

France, the land of exploding chickens.

No drinking age makes for a much more enjoyable childhood.

Cover your mouth when you sneeze.

Reason #4,051 why NOT having kids is WAY better than breeding.