Craptions Classics March 08, 2010

5 minutes later France surrendered

liberalScum

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Did you get the license plate number of the Spitfire that hit you?

cmongo

The Wrong Brothers.

mess

Flying Lesson #24: Always put the fat guy in the back.

LewScannon

That was one heil of a landing.

slickjamesjik

"Beg pardon, sir, do you take cream? Sugar? One lump or two? Oh dear, I do believe we've crashed. Bollocks."

Mothra24

How does the reverse on this thing work?

They were even more embarrassed later whne they found they had been shot down by the Three Stooges.

LewScannon

The Ark of the Covenant can be a real bitch to transport.

RodneyHardman

According to Ahmadinejad, this plane, like the Holocaust, never existed....

"Don't worry, it wasn't your fault, the ground must be Jewish."

mess

"Maybe we shouldn't have bought that plane from Oskar Schindler.....?"

NeilSoan

Is this just a visual metaphor for premature ejaculation?

carrieoakey

Note to self: Sky UP, Ground DOWN.

Mothra24

The pilots names are lost to history, but the plane gained fame on the cover of Led Zeppelin II.

WilsonBurnell
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