Other Craptions

Did you get the license plate number of the Spitfire that hit you?

The Wrong Brothers.

Flying Lesson #24: Always put the fat guy in the back.

That was one heil of a landing.

"Beg pardon, sir, do you take cream? Sugar? One lump or two? Oh dear, I do believe we've crashed. Bollocks."

How does the reverse on this thing work?

They were even more embarrassed later whne they found they had been shot down by the Three Stooges.

The Ark of the Covenant can be a real bitch to transport.

According to Ahmadinejad, this plane, like the Holocaust, never existed....

"Don't worry, it wasn't your fault, the ground must be Jewish."

"Maybe we shouldn't have bought that plane from Oskar Schindler.....?"

Is this just a visual metaphor for premature ejaculation?

Note to self: Sky UP, Ground DOWN.

The pilots names are lost to history, but the plane gained fame on the cover of Led Zeppelin II.

Still from the famous Luftwaffe training film "Cutting Back On Wiener Schnitzel For Victory!!"

"How many times do I have to tell you not to stand up in the plane while it's flying?"

Thanks for spoiling the end of "Inglorious Basterds" for me.

I did Nazi that one coming.

They missed the battleship, but they did crush a poisonous spider. So...there is that.

"Do I still pass, sir?" "Well, yes, but not with flying colors."

"See?!? I told you, you dolt, you can't stop and ask for directions when you're mid air!"

It was a lover, not a fighter.

And just to the right, out of frame, Captain Deitrich is staring through his binoculars as Sergeant Troy and the rest of the Rat Patrol drive away in their Jeeps.

CSI: Normandy.

Don't worry Klaus, we'll buff it out.

Ah the Luftwaffe. The Chicago Cubs of History

graphic results from my latest "pick up chicks" adventure

You know who's fault this is, right? The Jews.

Craigslist posting: Vintage Stuka! Good as new! Only killed a few Poles!

Hitler is going to be PISSED!

Thanks, cheaptickets.com!

"I can't understand what happened, Colonel Klink."

WWWTF

"Sorry boss! I thought I saw a jew in the water!!!"

Shit, they reiched my favorite plane.

Goddamnit, Jones! I can't believe you forgot the maps again!

"And the food was terrible..."

"Ahh! As if this situation wasn't fucked enough already: The repair manual is written in Hebrew!"

"Meant to do that!!!"

The English Impatient

"Der Crashlandingmeister" does it again.

"Ah yes, the problem is we ran out of gas. Get Hitler on the line, turns out we should invade the MiddleEast"

HOGANNNNN!

Dr. Jones' umbrella - 2, Nazis - 0

Toyota made planes for the Nazis?!?

Nazi Germany actually created the internet. The first site was MeinGottIstFunnyKatzens.com -- the second, shown here, was DerFailKaputtenBlog.com.

Airplane: The Prequel

Ha ha! The Allies think they got me...but I have a secret weapon...Geico!

Germany: Great Engineers...Shitty Pilots.