Other Craptions

haha. it's funny because he's wearing a gay hat

God dammit Eduardo, stop horsing around!

The horse just realized it almost stepped in horse crap.

Glue Factory?!?! Look at me jump! You wouldn't send a JUMPING horse to the GLUE FACTORY would you?

It was at that very moment that Armando realized he must have mixed up the regular sugar cubes with the LSD laced ones he was saving for later that night.

I'd be mad too if i had a giant tree branch shoved up my ass

I see Brazil is getting ready for their new Olympic sport to debut in 2016. HORSE DANCING

Aerosmith's temporary replacement for Steven Tyler had the right moves and teeth, but couldn't sing a lick.

Tomas' horse warned him that the price he would pay for having him gelded would be a mother fucker.

The riding a horse riding an invisible horse trick had never been tried until the invention of the invisible horse.

Thunder the Break Dancing Wonder horse could really draw a crowd when it got down.

Englebert learned the hard way to never buy a second hand polo pony from Honest Ernie's Friendly Used Horse lot.

Okay, when I say "Giddy-up", I'd like a little more "giddy" and a lot less "up!"

That's one flatulent horse!

No one was more suprised than Roger when his horse was suddenly whisked up to Heaven.

This horse learned all it's moves from watching Ray Mysterio on the WWE.

Trigger freaked out when he realized that the discarded bottle of Elmer's Glue on the field contained what remained of his father.

Ever see a horse with the DTs? It's not a pretty sight.

Frau Blueker!

The hover-horse revelutionized the old west.

You need to feed a horse peanut butter to make them look like they're talking. By the same token, you need to feed them pure Columbian Nose-Candy to make them do this.

Seabiscuit woke with a start. He dreamt he was a motorcycle running over some idiot spitting fire.

A Brokeback Mounting

Fleabiscuit

I don't see why equestrian sport requires a Dance Dance Revolution segment.

The French assumed they had the best cavalry because their horses had the best vertical...turns out things like weapons, training, and not surrendering were just as important.

It was then that Dr. Hackowitz knew that his years of work on anti-gravity spurs had not been in vain.

"Yeah, well, fuck you and the horse you flew in on!"

Such an old joke. It is like beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.

He was a good horse until, without warning, Sanchez turned the remote-control vibrator on.

The villagers finally cornered the horse thieves. Now there would be a dance-off to decide their fates...

"EEK!! A mouse!!!"

"HIGH ho Silver!"

Equestrian ninjas

"HEY! You're gonna wreck the suspension on that thing!"

Thanks to Cracked I have a new porn style every week! Thanks Cracked!

How do you make a horse do that? Three letters. PCP.

Horses. Graceful. Poweful. Retarded.

I didn't know the invisible woman was so freaky!

I always thought "Brokeback Mountain" needed more landmines

Well, he's hung like a horse but he loses points for style...

Polo becomes a thousand times cooler when your replace the ball with a Predator.

Huh. Kris-Kross really DOES make you Jump, Jump.

In a past life, he was PEGASUS, bitches!!

The horse rodeo has been cancelled due to the volitality of having one horse ride another.

Gesundheit!

SAVE ME PETA!

In Australia We crossbreed with Kangaroos....the Horses too..

A guy riding a horse riding a horse. This couldn't be more manly if the rider was Chuck Norris