Other Craptions

It's a dirty job, but absolutely nobody has to do it.

Michael Bay on a budget.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle

Dad wasn't as upset about the skidmarks in the garage as he was the burn holes in the garage ceiling

This is exactly the moment that Steppenwolf recorded "Born To Be Wild" for.

Adam Lambert does strange things for attention

If this didn't get him into Hell's Angels, perhaps when he died, he'd become one of Heaven's.

The Johnny Knoxville fan club loses more members this way.

After posing nude for Playgirl, Levi Johnson found it harder and harder to be taken seriously.

Pyrovolism is a term for a person that likes to be run over by a dirt bike while breathing fire. Derrick is the only non-Asian person on record with this particular fetish.

And after another lap around the basement the biker does it again while Timmy makes fire come out of BOTH ends.

This is the weirdest megachurch I've ever seen.

Later, at the funeral, the audience understood why this was called, the Leaping Fire of Death.

They were both very specifically suicidal. Tim wanted to be crushed to death under a board. Lou wanted to be burned alive. I guess it was fate that brought them together.

Well, after 2012 when society collapses at least the executions will be awesome.

The heimlich maneuver...if you're unfortunate enough to be choking on lighter fluid and matches at the same time...and the only people there to help you are morons.

Toast Rider.

Not so Evil Kenevil

There are actually a lot of different ways to kill a vampire.

Looks like some one saw "Jackass:The movie" one too many times.

Moderately Immoral Knievel.

Saw XIV

What Harley did to Davidson was awful.

With the crack wearing off, James found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers.

Heart burnin' rubber!

Napoleon Dynamite ended badly.

Nice product placement, Coke.

Yea, I loved Hot Wheels when I was a kid, too.

What's the opposite of Viagra? This. This is.

So THIS is why we have a trending topics #MotorcyclesMakeMeBarfNapalm

After being exposed to so much Internet Porn, Kyle had to use a complex ritual in order to get an erection.

This is the best job I could get with a law degree

He would show them all who had the biggest sperm count.

Chaotic Neutral Knievel.

Anyone got some Pepto?

Famous last words: Hey y'all, watch this!!

The spokesmen for lesbianism.

Annnnd boom goes the dynamite.

It's a metaphor about war. See, the Japanese bike is running over the guy who represents the specter of the atomic bomb...you know what? Never mind. They're going to do a trick.

Once lit, the Fonz was to sit on it, and jump over every shark in captivity...

Pfffft. Are you even TRYING to minimize your Carbon Footprint?

And you needed to take your shirt off for this because?

Steve was beginning to doubt the advice from his homeopathic doctor

John made everything more complicated. I just wanted some fucking s'mores.

Pyrotechnic effects in Kazakhstan aren't really that impressive.

Oh come on. Everyone knows the way to drive out demons is to hit him 3 times with a black cat.

Dalsim LOSES! Flawless victory!

Wow. The new Street Fighter movie is gonna RAPE YOUR FACE FULL OF AWESOME!

"All our tires are tested in the extremes of conditions before they leave our plant..."