Other Craptions

Your move Jumanji!

Regular playgrounds have monkey bars. Billionaire's playgrounds have rhinoceros bars.

Call the fire department. Tell them...tell them it's a kitten.

See? Now this is why I eat only free-range rhino.

If only they had a bull shaped grill to cook it on

It took a lot of patince for the Rhino to wait there until it could slowly be lowered onto Madonna for pleasure purposes.

It may have been the last rhinoceros on the planet, but Sarah Palin was determined to feed her dinner guests something exotic.

...And after it's horn was removed to make an aphrodisiac for the orgy later, the rest of the carcass was tossed in the pile of dead rhinos in the back.

Fraternity hazings at Rhino U are realy brutal.

I guess nobody told them that when you hang a rhino with the horn facing east, it' means your gay and looking tom play.

Yet another African opressed by The White Man.

"Nothing, just hanging around. You?"

"I said I need it to hang a LIGHT SHOW, not a rhino

Well, we have to test out this harness with something to make sure it's safe for Rosie O'Donnell. Any suggestions?

Some people prefer the papier mache version of pinatas. And some people are evil.

To get back at his neighbors, Charles hung a flatulent rhino and pointed the business towards them

I know it looks cruel, but it's really the only way they can get him to relax.

Fuck you PETA!

"I said to remove the WINOS from the park, you idiot!"

David Blaine's magic tricks are less impressive if you see them get set up.

That Rhino's well hung!

Rusty didn't mind his new job as a window washer. But he missed the little birds on his back.

I may not know about art, but I like my fucking rhinoceros hanging in front of my building.

Rhinoceros? ImPOSSerous!

Quiet! Jim Carrey is bound to climb out of its ass any second now!

What happens when Spiderman goes drunk crimefighting.

This motivates me to "hang in there" much more than a kitten.

"Look, kids, Big Ben, Parliament . . . oh, THAT'S new."

The new Lubriderm ads are confusing at best.

Legolas is just showing off now.

"We're gonna need a bigger grill."

"Hey dad, let's go to the park, and you push me on the rhino!"

He thinks he's flying. You want to explain otherwise to him?

Rhino, the other grey meat...

Dear Cracked, Please stop hanging shit. Thanks, Management

In honor of Black History Month, they hanged a Black Rhino

We have solved the poaching problem by placing the animals where the poachers can not reach them. Now we just need more buckets.

Anyone Horny???

Safari, Sogoodi...

heeeheeeheee... no body will ever see it coming...

How do you take a Rhino's credit cards away? Tie him up and wait for them to fall out of his pockets.

This makes me Horny

Strap-On for the VERY agressive lesbians.

London Zoo faces budget cuts; seeks alternate caging methods.

This picture reminds me of most of my erections: uncomfortable and useless.

The horse was just a warm-up act for Catherine the Great.

If you like something enough, you stuff it. (This rule also applies to women.)

He was a strapping young Rhino. Well hung, too.

In case of fire, cut belts.