Craptions Classics March 03, 2010

The "I No Longer Care Bear"

LegitimateJoe

Other Craptions

He was a bi-polar bear.

Julius_Goat

Turns out Eeyore isn't the best person to call when you're feeling suicidal.

Jokester

Chris Nolan gives Winnie the Pooh a gritty reboot...

bubblebrain

Teddy's leap to freedom was hindered by a loose thread.

NeilSoan

Even after rigor mortis set in, Snuggles was still squeezably soft.

BowToTheBard

Pedophiles have to get very crafty with their child-catching techniques.

Joey_09876

It seems Buzz Lightyear wasn't the first toy to be pushed out Andy's window by Woody.

carrieoakey

After forty years, Christopher Robin made a grisly discovery when he returned to the Hundred Acre Wood.

Rupert hated to do it, but it was the only way to avoid hearing that damned Barney song again.

LewScannon

Winnie didn't like to talk about his brother, Losey the Shit.

Jokester

This is where you end up when you get strung out on honey.

NeilSoan

Rule 34 of the internet: There's a porn for EVERY audience.

yonks

Billy was going to get his bear to tell the truth about the Tooth Fairy if it killed him.

WilsonBurnell

Maybe we should just have cleaned our rooms like Mom asked.

Fkelleghan
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