Craptions Classics March 02, 2010

He was an out-standing driver.

GaseousClay

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You're doing it wro... fuck it, TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT

Valthonis

When grandpa gets a DUI, he REALLY gets a DUI.

jakflak

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Because I'd like your autograph."

Fkelleghan

...and that's when Miss Daisy requested a new driver.

Thomas Calnan

Yeah, I get freaked out when a bee gets in my car too.

Thomas Calnan

After defeating the Matrix, Neo would just show up randomly and start showing off.

Julius_Goat

Jeremy may have failed his driver's permit test, but he aced his getting the hot cheerleader to bang him test.

RodneyHardman

Kirstie Alley's chauffeur needs to gain some weight

Mac226

Won't tip over and won't stay on all four. Must be American made.

Dancing with the Cars.

Mothra24

...comes equipped with driver's side douche bag, standard....

Do you have ANY idea how unsafe that is!?!? That's a TOYOTA!

Mr.Excalibur

Yes, that's impressive, but no, we're not giving you a license until you can parallel park.

bcanders

Fortunately, my other car is an ambulance.

Fkelleghan
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