Other Craptions

You're doing it wro... fuck it, TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT

When grandpa gets a DUI, he REALLY gets a DUI.

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Because I'd like your autograph."

...and that's when Miss Daisy requested a new driver.

Yeah, I get freaked out when a bee gets in my car too.

After defeating the Matrix, Neo would just show up randomly and start showing off.

Jeremy may have failed his driver's permit test, but he aced his getting the hot cheerleader to bang him test.

Kirstie Alley's chauffeur needs to gain some weight

Won't tip over and won't stay on all four. Must be American made.

...comes equipped with driver's side douche bag, standard....

Dancing with the Cars.

Do you have ANY idea how unsafe that is!?!? That's a TOYOTA!

Yes, that's impressive, but no, we're not giving you a license until you can parallel park.

Fortunately, my other car is an ambulance.

I think we've discovered why your car rattles...

If Ted Kennedy could have driven like this he just might have made it to president.

The Bo and Luke Duke School of Driving Rodeo

Worst case of road rage I've ever seen!

The ultimate woman driver. Not only is she applying lipstick and talking on her cell phone, but she's driving on two wheels while Colt Seavers is kicking at her window.

Delbert never liked to stop and ask for directions....

Dammit, Old man, turn off that damned blinker!

Well, we caught him ridin' dirty.

Shawn White can do anything.

"Golly, I hope that photographer from Cracked is looking."

Starsky and Hutch: The Retirement Years.

Day 61: I decide, Fuck it, I am going to show these puny humans that I defy not only them, but their gravity as well!

Man, the guy from Memento there is going to be TOTALLY confused in about 5 seconds.

Who needs airbags when you're this fucking awesome?

Driving school for claustrophobics.

Hey Bubba, hold my beer.

He doesn't have to remember where he parked, because the other cars stay far, far away.

Deathcab for Cutie.

Look ma! No sense of self-preservation!

"This is the Police. Put your hands on your head and step out of the car. Oh yeah, sh*t, but first stop the car!"

Tipping the Taxicab: You're doing it wrong.

Light says red, physics says fuck you. Any questions?

on the top ten "Most awesome ways to commit suicide"

This horrible crash only looks cool in a single frame.

People WILL DO anything that their GPS tells them...

The craziest part? This is a horse track.

Must be one fat bitch in the passenger's seat.

Why I don't use valets.

"Look, Ma! Top of the World!" James Cameron had a troubled adolescence.

Hand Signals: You're overdoing it.

we are the champions we are the aaarrghhhhhh!!!!

Let's see if he sticks the dismount...

You know Frank, if you REALLY want to impress your girlfriend, you could just remember her Birthday.

This is why I avoid New York City.

A Darwin Awards winner drives in to accept his prize!