Other Craptions

Watership Down's Syndrome

Yes, I know, I know, you're late for a very important date. Now will you stop looking at your damn phone!

He's keeping in touch with his Peeps. His marshmallow Peeps.

How can you tell that's a cell phone and not a calculator? Rabbits already know how to multiply.

Pixar's remake of Donnie Darko.

"911? A gang of kids beat me with a big stick and now I have candy coming out of every hole."

I just got a call from Jesus! He wants to know what the hell happened to his holiday!

He's got the "Duck Season" app.

Wutz uP doc!!11! LOL

"LOL I hid ur Eastr egg n yr mom's a$$ n00b."

All my friends scoffed at me when I said the Rabbits were poised to take over the world.

Who Texted Roger Rabbit?

Harvey? Is that you?

What's app, doc?

Buster Baxter goes to college.

Dammit, an egg-finding App!? I'm out of business!

I wanna go to a school whose team mascot is a bunny!

A sudden instinct told me that the aliens were really bullshitting when they said, "We come in peace"...

I gotta take this! It's my wife and my thousand children!

Whomever told him he looked good in green was just pulling his ears.

"hi alice... wat r u wearing?.."

Send carrots.

Someone's late for a very important eHarmony date.

He must have AT&T according to the blue map behind him.

That's obviously not an iPhone, otherwise he'd be a sheep.

Maybe there really shouldn't be an app for that.

I'd follow that down the rabbit hole, if you know what I mean>

HOPE U ENJOYED NAP. IM AT FNSH LINE WHERE R U ;p - TORTOISE

Check out my new Hareizon phone!

Ah yes, it's a metaphor about people being in a hurry all the time for no apparent reason, much like the Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland. Well it's that or the artist was on LSD. Take your pick.

iHop

Are you tired of trying to call your friend Donnie, and getting cut off? Our phone network work even around temporally asynchronous circumstances...

Add E. Fudd as Friend? Y or N?

Donnie Darko 3: Return of the Rabbit

Unfortunately for Veldod from Saturn, he'd researched his costume for blending in with the humans by watching Looney Toons. He's the one being probed now.

Can't figure out where to hide the last egg? There's an app for that.

"Hey it's Tiger. Look, my wife went through my cell phone and she may be calling you ..."

Wow! The reception kicks ass above ground!

He's watching "Two Bunnies, One Carrot".

Fucking Sprint Navigation. I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

Be wewy wewy qwiet...I am hunting wabbits.

FAKE!! Rabbits can't count above 4.

I hate my new phone. Verizon still hasn't worked out all the Bugs.

There's a place in Manitoba called "Gladstone". Their town mascot is a large stone...called "Happy Rock." I thought that was the MOST RETARDED THING EVER. Until today.

With those ears he gets great reception.

Tortoisenet Sucks!

idk, my bff Jill?

Bugs Bunny is looking like crap in his old age!!!

Goddamit! No service, and I'm already late!