Other Craptions

From Cracked.com latest article, "12 Famous People That You'd Never Believe Lived In Enormous Fucking Nests."

when you told me the apartment had a Bird's Eye View of the city this wasn't what I had in mind...

Law offices of Harvey J. Birdman, attorney-at-law.

Careful, fellas, that's a load bearing nest.

All I'm saying, Harold, is that Priceline has got a lot of fucking explaining to do.

"What?! You said you wanted a balcony! Why are you crying?"

The first ever balcony sadly did not live up to building fire codes. They all died is what I mean.

Just imagine all the bird shit they have to clean up.

Downstairs neighbors complained to the landlord about the incessant chirping into the night, the white fecal matter dripping down the wall, and the remains of mangled worm carcasses scattered on the ground below.

Robin and the Penguin's secret love nest, high atop Gotham City...

"The previous tenants were a couple of loons."... "You mean eccentric??"... "Um.... no..."

After the success of their hit single 'I Think I Love You', the Partridge Family were able to purchase this modest Manhattan loft.

Big Bird's house on Sesame Street.

CSI: Sesame Street.

Refresh... Refresh.... ref.... WTF?

Infamous site where '60's acidheads, thinking they could fly, leapt to their deaths.

(seen here) parents "acting" out the birds and the bees

So when are they serving the regurgitated worm?

It took years to clean up the mess when Dr. Suess's head exploded

Since I retired as a professional sniper, I have to find things to do in my spare time.

A giant bird's nest in the sky, a sideways cello with an extra long neck, disembodied heads on a wall, and a giraffe - this must be Salvador Dali's apartment.

Seems like everyone's nestegg is in trouble nowadays!

"Welcome to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Today we visit the homes of celebrities Leaf and K. Phoenix."

Look at that bunch of faggots.

"Aw, fuck. I dropped a needle."

Hi, could you recommend a cheap hotel, preferably one that has a giant bird's nest outside my window?

Sheryl Crow's Nest

In New York, that would cost you 3500$ a month.

And you said we couldn't find something in Manhattan for only $1500 a month.

Dirty Aerie.

Where's that bitch with my dinner!?

Is it ok if I smoke out here?

"...and you said Hawkman wasn't real!"

First rule to successful voyeurism: stealth.

Oh yeah! Someone's gonna get laid!

Isn't it wonderful? All we had to do was kill an entire beaver colony.

This is why I don't let Polish people build my balconies.

"And you say I can take dumps on anyone within reach? I'll take it!"

Is this the guy with fire wings place?

"Honey, I know you enjoyed that basket-weaving class, but we think it's time you moved on."

"Hey! You got History Channel in my Animal Planet!" "YOU got Animal Planet in my History Channel!"

Chicago, 1934. Al Capone's bootleggers are running the city. The authorities, frantic for results, call in the famed G-Man Elliot Nest.

Schindler's Nest

Now we know why Oscar's always in such a bad mood. He lives underneath.

Honey, when I said we needed a nest egg, this is not what I meant.

"It was a sunny day. Everything A-OK. Until the bird took about eight slugs to the gut. My name's Burt. I carry a badge."

"Hurry, get out of there... the mother's coming back!"..

"Last one down is a rotten egg!" (...sorry!)

Edie the Egg Lady had a place in the city that she kept away from her more rural kin.