Other Craptions

Tim Burton's Tim Burton presents Tim Burton.

Just a visual I concocted to explain to my children why Santa Claus wouldn't be coming to our house this year.

Christianity's explanation of Wicca.

Republicans explanation of what causes climate change.

...and THAT'S why I killed all those people, your Honor.

How Iran sees the world...

Whoever said Art was dead...was probably looking at this.

This started out as just a model of a horse, but somewhere along the way, somebody inhaled too many glue fumes.

Guaranteed to give your child nightmares every night!

I have some skeletons in my closet. And my living room.

with today's recession even the legion of doom had to make some budget cuts

It's hard to determine which is more terrifying: a giant skeleton witch riding a grasshopper, or giant skeleton wizard riding a turkey and wielding a giant crayon.

"And then I saw before me a rider on a pale horse. Of course, after that, I saw a wizard skeleton riding a grasshopper, so I was most likely on drugs. You probably shouldn't base your belief system on this shit."

"And so that's basically why we can't teach evolution in schools."

France's Easter decorations are so much weirder than ours!

Worst. Feng Shui. EVER.

At the Cabineri Evil Preschool, the most common activity is screaming.

"Are you expecting a boy or a girl?" "We don't know...but we DO know it'll be the Anti-Christ!"

This is the lowest budgeted stop motion music video I have ever seen

America is safe from this attack, since we're on the side closest to the wall. Do your worse!

tim Burton childhood room traumatized him for life

The earth rotates along the axis where a giant skeleton holds his spear, and his three brothers fly around, making the earth spin. I thought everyone knew this from science class?

OK, your planet is attacked by four skeleton demons, and you are taking damage. What do you do?

Mama always said life was like that box from Hellraiser.

Mexican Schoolhouse Rock is way more exciting than the American version...

The best part is....no nipples are showing!

Aleister Crowley's Crib Toys.

According to the Bush family, these are Muslims. According to Muslims, this is the Bush family.

Paranoid Uncle Pete's model of the New World Order

This is why I'm an atheist i just don't believe that Satan can pull this off on 2012

That is WEIRD. Recessed lighting on such a high ceiling room.

Dick Cheney's childhood home now has public tours...

STATUTORY RAPE? AGAIN?

All kids r allowed to the new renovation of Michael Jacksons Neverland.

Is anybody else getting a boner?

I totally want that for the baby's room. Nothing's too good for my little AntiChrist.

Ain't no party like a Lucifer party cause a Lucifer party don't STOP!

"Pull over already! We need to ask for directions! We're lost. We passed this same window 20 minutes ago. Oh, fine, don't ask anyone. We'll just fly around this room all damn day..."

My Jewish friends' nursery (at least this is what my Priest told me it looked like).

And now I know the reason many Mexicans want to leave their country...

This is pretty much exactly how Glenn Beck sees the world.

Mommy's says that, if I get an A in arithmetic next year, I can crucify a poodle!

Awww... how cute! A Transylvanian Childhood Mobile!

I think Hogwarts needs to find yet ANOTHER teacher for the Dark Arts!

Why is the wizard on the vulture armed with a crayon??? Is it a magic crayon? I don't understand magic...

After grandma died, Billy's parents found a way to help him understand...

These will definitely guarantee your kid a stable, sane childhood.

"And another thing...why do you get to fly a whole planet, and we only get animals to ride? Huh? You know what, fuck you anyway, I'm sick of this. Prepare to taste the rage of my red crayon..."

"Are you sure that cold medicine wasn't expired?"