Craptions Classics February 26, 2010

Statuatory rape

Bobic

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Now THIS is Sparta.

Penguator432

In ancient times, the game of Twister was a bloodsport.

Jokester

My safety word is Agamemnon

bcanders

"The sign says the statue is made of marble, but I clearly see wood."

Dunstin Checks Out

Ahhh.. the good old days.

This led later to the invention of baseball.

LewScannon

The only club that women don't want to go to.

NeilSoan

THIS...IS...SAN FRANCISCO!

Joey_09876

The most awkward part? They had to hold that pose for 9 hours to get sculpted.

mess

Later, they noticed the black man across the river, and decided to gang up on him.

In ancient Greece, chess pawns were slightly more badass.

oskhen

The ear is the wrong part of the body you want to stick that in...

carrieoakey

S&M has always been part of the gay lifestyle.

WilsonBurnell

"It's not gay if I kill him right after, right?"

Julius_Goat
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