Craptions Classics February 25, 2010

Stalin Wins! Flawless Victory!

Gatt

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man, even Stalin's statues are dicks.

Zaphod

I told you this communism shit would get us fucked! You armless bastard.

gibbyk

Today, we're replacing Josef Stalin's vodka with ordinary river water. Let's see if he notices...

WilsonBurnell

I guess that answers whether Stalin spits or swallows.

Versus

Russian Porn...outweirding German Porn since '86.

Mr.Excalibur

Groucho Marxism?

Backinblack

Lenin, I barf in your general direction!

Mothra24

Two statues, one cup.

RodneyHardman

That's what Lenin gets for giving arms to the revolution.

"I know we are all working together, but I don't swallow, Comrade."

Julius_Goat

The American equivalent would be one with George Bush dumping on the Constitution.

LewScannon

Having already amputated both arms, Stalin beheads Lenin with the spit-take trifecta.

Mothra24

Not shown: The underwater rusty trombone.

LewScannon

A little known fact is many world leaders are into projectile vomiting.

NeilSoan
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