Other Craptions

Stop it Nickelback. NOTHING can make you awesome.

YA lets have flames coming out of horn looking things. Thats not gay at all!!!

Rob Zombie presents: Church.

THEY'RE WINGS YA DUMBASS! NOT HORNS!! Jesus Christ, some people are ****in' morons

When on fire, remember to stop, drop, and motherfuckin' rock and roll!

When you really think about it, there's nothing that could possibly go wrong with indoor flamethrowers

Sorry did not know they where wings, not into the gay boy band thing.

Yeah, the band at my prom sucked, too.

They lose more drummers that way.

What an embarrassing time for the singer to forget the lyrics.

"FIREBIRD!!!"

FIRE: For the rock band that can't afford lasers.

It might look retarded, but it cuts down on stage diving.

Concerts really suck when the band slows things down a bit and does a quiet number.

Looks like Angel from X-Men has a raging case of mutant gonorrhea.

What's really weird is he's just out there to introduce Barney.

Guys, I think that rack of ribs is done...

Hot Air Supply

I fell into a burning wing of fire. (I am so ashamed of myself right now)

Icarus! NOOOOOOO!!!

When the entire audience is making an 'L' with their finger and thumb, it's time to get off the stage.

The entire upper mezzanine is baked!

Olympic Figure Skaters need to chill a bit...

I don't know where this show is, but I'm gonna guess Phoenix.

Those wings are special. They go to eleven.

My, what a creative way to commit insurance fraud!

He also spits blood and shits hand grenades...

"Taaaaake these broken wings..."

If this isn't considered a face-melting solo, I f*cking give up.

The Backstreet boys go metal, and still somehow manage to make it gay.

The people getting barbecued in the upperdecks are a small price to pay for Awesomeness.

FOR GOD'S SAKE HELP ME! STOP CHEERING! I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!!!

What are we doing for the pyro tonight? I don't know, I'll just wing it.

Your lighters do not impress me... I have my own.

No matter what lengths he went to, John Mayer was still a douchebag.

Johnny Weir = GOLD MEDAL

The roof! The roof! The roof will be on fire!

I don't care how good the pyrotechnics have gotten, I STILL won't go see the Jonas Brother's Reunion Tour!

The Donald Trump Band: You're FIRED!

So many dead babies got tossed onstage, the band ate for a week...

You guys in the bleachers - I said stand up and DANCE!!

Think about it: just a few more years and this will be considered "the oldies."

And so the entire mosh pit was sacrificed to the evil Ticketmaster...

You know what would REALLY impress the fans? Talent.

His next song? "Lick my Love Pump."

"I was looking for the 'Little Tykes Daycare'... does anybody? Uh, I left my 3 year-old here about 2 hours ago while I went shopping... Do I have the right address!?"

Not pictured: Tiny styrofoam Stone-Henge pieces dropping from the ceiling.

Just Call Me Angel of the Mourning, Baby!

We get it, jocks beat you up in school...