Craptions Classics February 21, 2010

How presidential elections would look like without corporate donations

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Never go Full Retard.

Mr.Excalibur

Pulled by immigrants, powered by flatulence and driven by an idiot. It just doesn't get more American than that.

President Baroke Hoboma

Jokester

Myron knew that if he could just get the shopping cart across the bridge, it would be all his, and those damn Canadians couldn't touch him.

carrieoakey

The world's fastest homeless person.

Snailbarf

Patriotic shopper with a cart full of Chinese made goods!

LewScannon

Sara Palin makes her charge toward the White House, but first she needs to pick up some milk for the kids...

geewizz

Cuba Gooding Jr's new project; it's Radio meets Cool Runnings!

Dr.Heathcliff

It still makes more sense than curling!

Shane?

Your invisible strings of capitalism are showing.

registereduser

I think the cash for clunkers program is limited to cars.

carrieoakey

The resident of the United States.

Truthiness

I don't care what the President says, this isn't a stimulus-created job.

Julius_Goat

Ralph Nader's dream of a green presidential motorcade.

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