Other Craptions

Never go Full Retard.

Pulled by immigrants, powered by flatulence and driven by an idiot. It just doesn't get more American than that.

President Baroke Hoboma

Myron knew that if he could just get the shopping cart across the bridge, it would be all his, and those damn Canadians couldn't touch him.

The world's fastest homeless person.

Patriotic shopper with a cart full of Chinese made goods!

Sara Palin makes her charge toward the White House, but first she needs to pick up some milk for the kids...

Cuba Gooding Jr's new project; it's Radio meets Cool Runnings!

It still makes more sense than curling!

Your invisible strings of capitalism are showing.

I think the cash for clunkers program is limited to cars.

The resident of the United States.

I don't care what the President says, this isn't a stimulus-created job.

Ralph Nader's dream of a green presidential motorcade.

Even as a young child George W Bush knew what he wanted to be when he grew up. He used to spend many summer days pretending to be JFK in Dallas. But unlike him, W always remembered to wear his helmet...

On a mission to find the last case of SURGE!!!

When the mothership calls you back, you have to get there as soon as possible!

This guy thinks Obama isn't a citizen. Of course, he also thinks that his chariot is being pulled by a unicorn. So, you know.

And in a pinch, it can double as an ambulance.

"Unauthorized use of the Great Seal of the President, stolen shopping cart, desecration of the American Flag, no license plate, no license, improper lane, reckless endangerment… Thanks, Cracked!" Metro Police.

Ed hoped that the committee to build a President's Day float weren't too mad at him for spending their fund on porn by offering up this substitute.

Not a presidential motorcade, but a funeral procession for John Edwards presidential aspirations.

Someone has certainly placed a lot of faith in shopping cart wheels to not veer wildly in one direction or another at high rates of speed.

The helmet protects the brain, because brain damage might lead to poor judgement, and no one wants that.

Answers the question: Whatever became of Eddie Deezen?

White Radio?

Just because her motorcycle was repossessed is no reason Mona had to quit Dykes On Bikes.

The government sure is in a hurry to deliver the H1N1 vaccine before a pandemic breaks out.

Schizophrenia can make dreams come true.

Air Force Two never got the same recognition

"Jones, can you please explain the hold-up with my shipment of 2x4s?"

I don't know if that's a man or a woman. Fact remains, I'm in love.

I can't believe that Bill Clinton STILL makes Hillary do all the shopping.

Attention all K-Mart shoppers, We are having a special offer on Sub-Prime mortgages.

America! FUCK YEAH!

Move it! Faster Faster! TO HOME DEPOT!

Must be a Toyota...

"Ha! That guy wanted to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge for a thousand dollars, but I wasn't born yesterday! I just talked him down to one plank of it for a buck!."

MUSH PHOTOGRAPHER! MUSH!

After retiring from politics, W found his new calling. His hope is that "shopping cart sledding" will be the new feature sport in London's 2012 Olympics.

When she opened her eyes she had crossed the finish line, but her husband had disappeared...

Hey, hon, have you heard of Shutter Island? Because you're headed that way.

The most troubling part is the idea of 4 more of these out there somewhere.

The only thing in the wagon is a hopeful jar of Grey Poupon.

Idiatarod.

Homeless, sure, but much safer these days from blows to the head.

She's going to build her political platform literally.

When an athlete wins a bronze medal...lets just say that their homecoming isn't to be envied.

Only the losers win. Which feels oddly familiar.