Other Craptions

That's the last time I take off my pants in Japan...

In America, we have Hannah Montana. In Japan, it's Hokyo Tokyo....

We're secretly replacing one of these seven Japanese girls with a South Korean. Will anybody notice?

Asian Marilyn Monroe Rook a rike contest....

Ahhh... but does the rug match the curtains?

ROR!

Attempting to break a new record, Japanese producers began casting for their new internet sensation, "Seven Girls, One Cup".

Apparently, there's a whole country of Lady Gaga's?

Whoever can open their mouth the widest gets a special surprise!

*sigh* Every time I pull down my pants...it's always the same reaction.

If these gals can't lure Godzilla from his slumber, he must be dead. Or gay.

I never felt the urge to try lesbianism... until now.

Auditions started today for the position of Woody Allen's new "stepdaughter".

1 in 8 Japanese people are completely sane.

Stop laughing! Dane Cook is not funny! He's just tricked all of you mindless clones into thinking he is.

Bear Grylls can show you how to survive anywhere...except at a Japanese Miley Cyrus Fan Club convention..

Japan's take on "Children of the Corn" was superior in many ways.

Just out of frame? A ten foot tall Japanese woman with a worm sticking out her mouth.

The latest terrorist disguises are completely convincing!

Add a flock of chickens and a waterbed, and you've got my greatest sexual fantasy right there.

Sure, they all may look the same, but I'd like to be the one to find out if they all TASTE the same.

Best Pro-Cloning argument I've seen yet.

I guess in other cultures it's just as embarrassing when two or more people show up at a function wearing the same outfit.

Oh no! Funny picture! All girls with same clothes! All laughing! Very weird. MUST BE LADY GAGA! KEKEKE! Joke funny because Lady Gaga clothes strange and picture strange! I AM GOLDEN FUNNY KING.

No Olympic sport was more disgraceful than the "Smallest Dick Tournament," and China won every year.

In a moment they all turn into robots... which then join together to make a massive robot which then attacks Tokyo...

We ruv Paris Hir-ton!

I can't tell them apart... because they're women of course.

Only one of them actually broke the law, but the police lineup took over 14 hours.

Even Japanese teenage girls enjoy it when the US stock market takes a plunge.

Haha! Giant crab eats cherry blossom tree before robot can make tea! Classic joke!

The Facial Olympics were predictably discontinued after the first year.

The best knock knock joke ever apparently.

Getting wiggy with it

The winner of the Japanese Paris-Hilton-look-a-like contest gets their own dog in a purse.

And the US thinks it's a big deal to clone a sheep...

"We love you, Legolas!"

Asians will always be Asians. Face it.

Who will win smiling contest? Winner gets Barbie Dream Car! BEGIN!!!

"So funny! Silly American try to order "Boo Cake" from bakery! Got frosting in face! So funny!"

"We laugh you long time!"

If that's their natural hair color, then I believe there's a platinum mine I need to go work on. Maybe more than one...

They all look the same to me!

"So funny! Americans need money again!"

This is Chris Hansen's version of Russian roulette. One of them is underage. care to play? why don't you have a seat right over there

It's shrinkage, damn you all!

The Japanese Tea Party Protests were much hotter than their American counterpart.

Hey you hot blonde Asians, check out the size of my penis!

Hey white girls? See how they all look easily excitable and doe-eyed? Yeah, until you can pull that off, Asian chicks remain my preference.