Other Craptions

Pictured: Natural Selection

If he bought that from Ikea...he's as good as dead.

Excuse me sir, but I must set the table for supper..

The precursor to the electric chair was inhumane, but very entertaining.

This is why we can never have good things.

Other people need to use that chair, asswipe.

"I'm the King of the Worl...fffffuuuuuccccckkkk!"

England had it's own way of dealing with the Irish problem.

Wow. I guess the London 2012 Olympics are going to be a very low-budget affair.

Johnny Weir is the king of the world.

Back then, this was considered extreme. Today's kids would be jumping over this clown with their skateboards.

Luckily, WWI came along and ended this type of nonsense for good....

This daring man's name is lost to history, mainly because these kinds of stunts didn't translate well to radio.....

At that moment, Max knew he could get Harry to promise anything.

As Barney did his famous high rise handstand, little did he know there was a strange man watching his dick flop around.

If he set out to prove he wasn't gay, he should have changed those pants.

How people got high before marijuana became popular.

"Don't you realize how dangerous this is? Look at all the factories spewing pollution into the air!"

This is when the sun never set on the British Empire. Now we know why that ended.

Sir, you said I should inform you if the neighbors began asking questions again. They have.

What has 14 legs, time to waste, and is about to be pushed off a ledge?

The very first Spy vs. Spy

IKEA - Not just for Darwin Candidates

French interrogation methods are ruthless, and filled with existential angst.

"Bill, I gotta tell you, most people WANT to be Raptured."

"I can see my house from here!!!"

Harold Lloyd started out in door-to-door furniture sales.

"Jeeves, TURN THE GRAVITY BACK ON, NOW!!!!"

"Sir, I don't care if you jump off of the roof, but PLEASE don't take the Queen Anne!"

Sir...your fly is open...

This is what acrobats used to do before there were a plethora of willing Asian stooges to back flip over.

Harry Houdini's long-suffering servant Trevor finally saw his chance...

This guy's gonna die of nonchalance.

Gap commercials sucked even more in the 1930's

Your move, PowerThirst.

Some guys go to great lengths to make pissing with a boner less awkward.

Croatia's space program had problems from the start

Sir...it's your wife...she wants to know if she might have that one chair for a moment, so she can reach the highest shelf...ahem...Sir?

Help! I just woke up like this!

"I can see my house from here!" "Sir, we're on the roof of YOUR house." "Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!"

This is how Hitler started killing the poor Jews

What do you mean "looking for a contact lens"?

Someone didn't quite get the gist of the Mile-High Club.

Holden Caulfield was originally the Catcher of Some Guy.

Daredevils were wimpier, yet classier in those days. Imagine Evel Knievel with his own valet.

"Now rub your tummy & pat your head at the same time."

Just hire Jack Bauer, already.

Harry Houdini's older, deader brother was just as brave as his famous sibling. Unfortunately for him, he believed his magic was real.

No you dunce, it goes table, man, chair, table, not the other way around!