Other Craptions

i hope for everyone's sake that the one in the light blue short shorts is a chick

Cirque D'Okay

"Whatever you do, do NOT let Chun Li get aw...hey look, a quarter!"

Shaun White walking to the store to buy milk...

footage from the women's downhill in Vancouver

Nintendo has taken shit too far with the Wii 2.0

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? I apologize in advance.

I told you I could jump 4 homeless people

Moon Landing

White man CAN jump!!!

Fucking tourists will clap for anything. ANYTHING.

Cracked, please leave the Muslims alone while they are praying.

"...and it looks like he's not going to make it! OH!!! He's down, and his career is over! It's a sad day for the world of professional Immigrant Jumping, a sad day indeed...back to you Bob..."

The Asian version of the Hadrion Collider.

Football fail!

Crucifixion, you're doing it wrong.

And if he lands wrong, there's going to be some broke back mountin' going on later.

Street performers, now with SMELL-O-VISION!

This proves what yoga is really all about once again.. sucking your own dick.

While Chang and his friends distracted the tourists, the rest of the gang were back ransacking their hotel rooms.

They each need to eat 10 burritos to do it, but they can indeed fire off a group fart so hard it is capable of blowing a grown man off his feet...

This is one maneuver you do not want to try in a prison shower.....

Crack: Some side affects may occur.

I was poor when i was young, but we didn't let the lack of a trampoline deter us from performing our backflips.

"Seriously, honey, I DID fall and my dick DID just slip into one of them. I couldn't believe it either."

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

THIS is why we had to send all our manufacturing jobs to Asia...

OK, OK, I believe you. You REALLY have to go pee!

Evel Knievel started out as a poor black man who had to jump over people until he could afford motorcycles and buses.

One by one, the Lost Boys were sucked up into the alien hovercraft, never to be heard from again.

"Thank you sir, may I have another!"

New at the next Summer Olympics: Nerd Jumping!

Jimmy and his friends would pantomime titles of Oscar nominated films for spare change from tourists. This one is either "UP", "Up In The Air", or, if he lands on his head, "The Hurt Locker".

Five people died today in what can only be described as a bizarre methane gas explosion.

And after dividing by zero, I will solve the mind-body problem.

It would appear that South Pacific islanders have that whole "lynching" thing backwards.

"When will diarrhea strike?" ...You were right. That shit is funny.

The bent over guys are just hoping loose change falls from his pockets...

Like a human pyramid, this is HIGHLY unnecessary.

His name is Ben... Ben Dover...

OK, that's all right. Now let's see him do it over some Americans.

On this South Pacific island, where the locals revere David Lee Roth, they gather annually to recreate his amazing leaps for the amusement and enjoyment of tourists.

White people show up at these things just hoping to see an Asian crash.

I have a great Craption! 14 minutes late? Nevermind.

Delbert momentarily freaked out, figuring he was witnessing the Rapture....

Doesn't a Chinese Fire Drill require some sort of vehicle to be performed correctly?

If I had a quarter for everytime I saw this...well...I'd have a quarter.

Dammit! I lost my contact lens...NOBODY MOVE!

Madonna is selling tickets to her lovemaking rituals now.