Other Craptions

Nobody wants to play with me. They made fun of my cool makeup. Devilhead on a stick, you're the only one who listens...

"Hey everyone look at Rogarth the Cruel Barbarian! He's got a PURSE! Hahahahaha, what a pussy!"

This is the final shot of the final episode of LOST. Man, are the nerds going to be PISSED.

Tim Burton's Bugs Bunny and Tweety show.

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __AgedDemonFriends.com__. My new boyfriend, who is FIVE THOUSAND years older than me, is a very sweet, HORNY LITTLE DEVIL (hee hee)! No joke, we dress up like FOREST ANIMALS, and then run out to have sex WITH

People called him a monster, but that's a re-usable shopping bag...

Everybody wants a little head

Mel Gibson giving instructions on the set of Apocalypto.

Can you blame him? He's been told to report to work at the Corn Cheese concession stand at 6 tomorrow morning.

One must dress appropriately when delivering a pizza to Marilyn Manson's home.

If this doesn't get my parents attention, nothing will.....

No, Mr. Garcia, most of us win by being funny to someone OTHER than our moms!

This is the weirdest flea market ever!

I went to the edge of the abyss, and all I got was this lousy goat-devil head.

I understand the goat head on a stick, I just don't get the recyclable shopping bag.

Some people may get voted off the island, but they never really leave.

How many licks does it take to reach the eternally damned center of a Satan Pop? The world may never know.

"Hey honey… is it your turn to take the kids to daycare? I would, except I have 10,000 souls in the pit that need tormenting… I'll do it next time, I promise…"

Billy didn't understand. he performed the ritual as described in that Ozzy Osbourne song, yet his parents still wanted him to clean his room.

Dick Cheney sure gets around.

His recipe for goat's head soup was missing one key ingredient. Oh well, Satan's head will do as nicely.

"Hmmm. Should I complain about no one voting for my unfunny craption, or write another unfunny one?"

"Excuse me, have you seen a little girl around here who likes split-pea soup and whose head spins around?"

"Damn! I'll never pack in the dark again. I thought this was my toothbrush!"

"Okay Azazel, great job in the Dark Ages, nice touch during WWII, but lately your job performance has been a little… well, with the exception of American Idol and The Tea Party, if you don't shape up, better start shopping for a HALO, comprende!?"

Candy little girl...boy?

This was the weirdest scavenger hunt Tony had ever been on.

It's like the coolest bong ever. You smoke out of it until the goat-man starts talking to you. Then you know you're really baked.

Dr. Jekyll was a sullen youth back in the day.

"You didn't CALL your MOM, did you?"

"Yes, it told me to kill my family. But it also taught me how to French kiss. It evens out."

World of Whorecraft

I, for one, welcome our new overlords...

SO that's what happend to George Bush

In the end, Daniel_Garcia agreed to sell his soul to the devil just so he could win a fuckin' craption contest...

That grungy fool is just bitter that he can never think of anything funny right when it matters...

Your sex-toy is strange and frightening...I'm intrigued...and curious.

The Devil went down... and let's just leave it at that.

Bad hair...check. Bad make-up...check. Bad costumes...check. Uwe Boll! We've got a movie for you to direct!

Are you bustychick96?

RE Daniel Garcia: No, to win a Craption, you have to make some sort of humorous caption that fits the picture. It's pretty simple for everyone else, but for some reason this concept eludes you.

The Muppets go tribal.

Niggaz want to stick me fo' my papers

Awww... fuck it. I didn't want to be on American Idol anyway.

The Boy Scouts have gotten way more serious since my childhood.

Joss Whedon's twelfth-grade plays were enjoyed by all.

Sure, man. The chicks aren't coming up to you because you're camouflaged. Yeah.

The Easter Bunny got a gritty reboot!?!?

"What a crappy day, Goldy, ...my camo face paint got spotted right away, my dreds are turning to shit.." "..What, you think YOU'VE got problems? HA! I'm just a HEAD, with a STICK shoved up my ass! GOD, I wish I could take a crap!.."