Craptions Classics February 17, 2010

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.


Other Craptions

Nobody wants to play with me. They made fun of my cool makeup. Devilhead on a stick, you're the only one who listens...

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Hey everyone look at Rogarth the Cruel Barbarian! He's got a PURSE! Hahahahaha, what a pussy!"


This is the final shot of the final episode of LOST. Man, are the nerds going to be PISSED.


Tim Burton's Bugs Bunny and Tweety show.


Recently, I found an age-gap site called __AgedDemonFriends.com__. My new boyfriend, who is FIVE THOUSAND years older than me, is a very sweet, HORNY LITTLE DEVIL (hee hee)! No joke, we dress up like FOREST ANIMALS, and then run out to have sex WITH


People called him a monster, but that's a re-usable shopping bag...

Thomas Calnan

Everybody wants a little head

Mel Gibson giving instructions on the set of Apocalypto.


Can you blame him? He's been told to report to work at the Corn Cheese concession stand at 6 tomorrow morning.


One must dress appropriately when delivering a pizza to Marilyn Manson's home.


If this doesn't get my parents attention, nothing will.....


No, Mr. Garcia, most of us win by being funny to someone OTHER than our moms!


This is the weirdest flea market ever!


I went to the edge of the abyss, and all I got was this lousy goat-devil head.

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