Craptions Classics February 16, 2010

No, I do not want a little Captain in me.

GaseousClay

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It was the worse case of whiskey-dick that Earl had ever had.

Julius_Goat

For every queen, a Crown.

seannyb

Southwest Airlines called. You're too ugly to fly.

Fkelleghan

What happens in New Orleans stays...plastered on the internet forever.

yeahme

Gives a whole new meaning to the word cocktail.

Mothra24

Marty Graw never missed an opportunity to live up to his name.

ChaseMitchell

He had sex with this bottle after drinking some poor woman...

Kamikaze Phoenix

No, that's all right. Leave the cork in.

Jokester

Reason 462 why I became a teetotaller. And lesbian. And a Canadian...

Mothra24

Even the homeless get a tooth fairy.

Jokester

WARNING: THIS PICTURE MAY CAUSE CHILDREN TO CRY.

HMS_Ford

Boobs. Whiskey. Scanty amounts of clothing. *sigh* I gotta masturbate to this whether I like it or not.

Mr.Excalibur
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