No, I do not want a little Captain in me.
It was the worse case of whiskey-dick that Earl had ever had.
For every queen, a Crown.
Southwest Airlines called. You're too ugly to fly.
What happens in New Orleans stays...plastered on the internet forever.
Gives a whole new meaning to the word cocktail.
Marty Graw never missed an opportunity to live up to his name.
He had sex with this bottle after drinking some poor woman...
No, that's all right. Leave the cork in.
Reason 462 why I became a teetotaller. And lesbian. And a Canadian...
Even the homeless get a tooth fairy.
WARNING: THIS PICTURE MAY CAUSE CHILDREN TO CRY.
Boobs. Whiskey. Scanty amounts of clothing. *sigh* I gotta masturbate to this whether I like it or not.