Other Craptions

Yeah, the Vancouver's opening ceremony was kind of dissapointing

Now Jigsaw's just making things needlessly complicated. What happened to just shooting people?

Mush, my hamster minions! We shall overthrow Camelot before the night is through!

HAHAHA MICHAEL BAY REFERENCE OMGLOL LADY GAGA REFERENCE LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Really... a belt with tights??

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __AgedFriends.com__. My new boyfriend is an Eastern European EXECUTIONER (I didn't even know that they STILL had those) who is LOTS OF FUN! Yesterday, he took me and my 5th grade class to SIX FLAGS where he KI

When Fox News doesn't have anything interesting to report, THEY MAKE THEIR OWN NEWS GODDAMNIT!

Torture is only funny when it's done on Japanese game shows!

Which politician is this and what will his excuse be?

It would appear he's wrestling his own demons here...

jazz hands are exactly what this picture needed.

"Everybody put your hands in the air! Wave 'em around like ya just don't care!"

5 out of 6 chambers are empty in Russian roulette. His odds look much worse.

Another victim of Attention-Getting Deficit Disorder.

Sadly, "The Sharpie" never got a chance to fight crime

Prior to his stint as a basement sex object, the Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" had been an acrobat in a traveling circus.

"Thanks eHarmony!" - the guy from YESTERDAY'S Craption-

In his mind, he's picturing himself as Elton John, just as he's about to do a handstand on his piano keyboard....

Max's conscience always presented itself in strange and inconvenient ways.

The Anti-Safety Dance

What every person who has a Fear-of-Flying sees standing on the wing of the airplane before takeoff...

"This is what they did to me at Guantanamo." "Aw come on, it looks like you're having a great time! Just imagine circus music. Da da da da da... you're still pissed, aren't you?"

"Olly olly oxen free!!! Okay, kids now I'm coming to get ya!... Kids, why are you ALL calling 911? Kids!?"

Seriously, If you see THIS guy standing above the gate on your next Olympic event, let SOMEONE ELSE go in front of you...

For my next trick, I'm going to do a cartwheel!

Guantanamo Bay now has the most entertaining executions you have ever seen.

the winter O-Gimp-ics

Once man had invented the wheel, he had absolutely no idea what to do with it

The Masked Magician reveals another trick:how to wear spandex

This isn't funny.

"Well, now everybody's heard, about the bird/Bird, bird bird, bird is the word...."

Jim proved that even people with severe birth defects (like a lump of coal for a head) can indeed make something of themselves. Here, he is making a complete ass of himself.

It's a good thing that tube is securely attached to something, otherwise he'd be rolling that thing down the road like a blind hamster at 35 m.p.h.

X-Men 4: Retards with Powers

For just 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week, you can desperately try to roll away the fat.

The Darwin Awards has an early leader this year...

Some people go to extreme lengths just to avoid having to hear about Sarah Palin anymore.

Nice work,Mr. Gaga...Now lower your weapon...We'll take it from here, Sir....

"I VANT ZE STRUDEL!"

This is why we keep my Uncle Pete locked up in the basement!

Don't worry, the nuns will save him.

The cops yelled "Freeze!" at the worst possible moment for Greg.

What Julius_Goat does when he's not frantically posting craptions.

Now put your hands in the air! And wave them like you just don't care! Which clearly you don't, because, look at what you're wearing.

There's gotta be an easier way to smuggle cocaine.

Marco! Fuckin A! Marco! Where are you people!?

Trust me, it's a lot scarier at night, when I have my penis hanging out.

A lot of Jedi training may seem pointless, but when your battling Darth Vader on a distant planet covered in molten lava, you'll certainly understand.

He climbs up there and gets stuck at least twice a week. Give him a few minutes more, and if he's still up there, call the fire department. They're used to this.