Other Craptions

Gothic the Hedgehog

Cats: The Gritty Reboot

You would think the future would be wireless.

When I say "Do the Timewarp Again" you will Do The Time Warp AGAIN!

Clocking the fashion at over seventy styles an hour

Ziggy Stardouche

INITIATE GAYZER BEAM!!!

The funny part is, he's just there to vacuum the carpets.

This get up might not get me a date, but I am set to catch all the Pokemon I can!

Lady GaGa + Sonic the Hedgehog = I think we're all f**ked.

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __AgedFriends.com__ There, I met ACE FREHLY, the member of K.I.S.S.! No, not the famous ROCK group, but the Beauty Salon. Oh, and he is also teaching me how to drive his SPACE SHIP!!! How cool is that!?

"Attention Hot Topic shoppers..."

How could anyone dressed so funny look so totally devoid of humor?

I'm tripping dragonballs.

Ever wonder what it would be like if David Bowie and Gene Simmons had a kid? Here's your answer...

The last thing I would want when dressed like that is a Megaphone to draw attention...

I have seen the future... and it's really, really gay!

In what kind of fucked-up drug-fueled nightmare is Johnny Depp starring now?

Zoolander 2: Electric Boogaloo

DON'T GAYSER ME, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED to find a new hairdresser, before he BARBEQUES my skull!

I think you have it backwards, doofus. You yell through the megaphone and wear the jet pack on your back.

Even with the schizophrenia, Officer Dudley, still racks up the most traffic tickets in the county.

Looks like my dad is off his meds again..

Laser gun! Pew-Pew. Pew-pew-pew.

Some traffic radars are easier to spot than others.

"JUST GIVE ME A REASON..."

We get it Yu-Gi-Oh, now play your Dark Magician and be done with ya!

Minutes later he managed to convince the nuns to come down...

For the last time, Cracked, what I do on my own time is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

When attempting to infiltrate Lady Gaga's homeworld, you do what you have to do to blend in.

Why so serious?

When you start thinking that it's cool to dress like this, that's about the time you have to think about giving up drugs.

Too bad that's not a mirror.

Wait . . . what ARE our demands?

Edward Faggot-hands

Back in my day, we only needed 2 dixie cups and a piece of string!

If Tim Burton raped a pokemon.

Patrol officer Dan, bored with the usual speedtrap routine, tries something different.

A private in the KISS army checks out his new field rifle.

NO ONE will top Vancouver's opening ceremonies! NO ONE!

Shit, Steve's holding it backwards again. Would somebody stop him before he kills us all?

Still better than the Phantom Menace.

Conclusive proof that being from the future is not enough by itself to make you cool.

Guess what buddy? The revolution ended and you lost!

Man, pro wrestling has gotten weird.

Strange...my Gaydar must be malfunctioning...it's sensing a presence in my immediate vicinity...

Fuck you, jocks. This year the school Goths are throwing their OWN pep rally.

It looks like the Gaydar is working...