Other Craptions

Jesus left us with more questions than answers at his Second Coming

Shit...Michael Bay is doing Porn

Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it's Superm- no wait, it was a bird. A big fuckin' bird.

Bukkakolypse.

Watch out! Godzilla is commmmming!

Wilt Chamberlain hates being hounded by the paparazzi.

Money shot!

Watching Peter North in action isn't quite as fun as you would think...

That answers the question. She's definitely a spitter.

superman's condom explodes, maybe this one will get jimmy olsen a nobel

And because of what Gary did, the mashed potato factory will be closed until further notice.

I just came...

bless you

Well, it put the lotion on. Now it needs the hose.

Who knew zombies liked frosting?

"Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous everyone. Uh, no photography please; what happens in these meetings STAYS in these meetings..."

yet people all over the world still visit our zoo to see the bulimic elephant.

Paris Hilton exploded. The paparazzi was there.

BREAKING NEWS! Worlds largest marshmellow expoldes causing many fatalities untold horror and covered many people in its horrible horrible goodness

No, no, no! You're meant to be behind the camera for this sort of stuff! Take 2.

Hey genius, lens cap is still on.....

Yep, camera still works

Recently, I found an age-gap site called _AgedFriends.com_. My new "BOYFRIEND" who says he is a "PROFESSIONAL" photographer takes me to FUN mud-wrestling, jello-wrestling, whip-cream wrestling contests and takes pictures of me and my third-grade clas

I thought the Food Fight for Haiti was in poor taste.

See Cracked, this is what happens when you keep posting these pictures.

I HATE when creepy old people watch my bubble bath...

Never stand in the front row of an Aerosmith concert, Steve Tyler spits a lot.

Gozer the Gozerian just can't catch a break.

"Well, you SAID you wanted to watch the ELEPHANTS mating..."

The hardest part of clown college is trying to keep the make up only on your face...

I know, A lot of my slumber parties ended with an all night fetch flinging fest!

"I like my women the way I like my right fist, covered in semen."

February 10th, 2010: Jelly Doughnuts become self-aware.

Spermageddon

"The World's Biggest Zit" is just another day in the life of a Guinness Book of World Records photographer.

Apparently, 3000 bottles of shampoo will NOT stop a tidal wave. However, your entire village will be soft and manageable.

Miracle Whip advertising is getting quite agressive.

The giant Twinkie just kept growing until everyone thought it could grow no more. They were right. It exploded and killed dozens with it's delicious cream filling.

Someone should tell them that Spermacidal Foam isn't supposed to be taken orally.

This photo makes me shutter.

Once fattened, the Midwesterners can be lightly dusted in confectioner's sugar for exquisite presentation. For fun, alternate with raw ground cocoa.

"Quick take a picture before King Kong ejaculates!!! Oh! Too late...ewww..."

The photographer should hurry. They're about to begin the rinse cycle.

Clown College Graduation Day, Pie Throwing Divison

Tay Zonday's follow up to "Chocolate Rain", "Cool-Whip Snow".

On-lookers get covered as chef overcooks the worlds largest pie.

If they were naked, this would be a lot less boring.

Jersey Shore Season Finale

NEVER stand in the front row in a Pie-Eating Contest!