Other Craptions

Sometimes flags play "Capture the People".

Cirque du so gay.

Johnny Knoxville is getting too old for this shit.

San Francisco street signs.

Penis Flytrap

And ladies... he's single!

...and it was the worst Valentine's Day EVER!

This is like the rabbit/duck picture. You either see a naked man or just a wall. Guess what seeing a naked man makes you.

Noooo! Gravity, my only weakness!

Max's disinclination to use stairs was beginning to cause problems.

I was NOT drunk in public. I was drunk in a bar and was THROWN into public.

they only come out at night. or in this case the day

Thank You Cracked.com! I'm on a diet & your lunchtime updates are making it easier and easier to get over my food cravings!

George!! You're not in the jungle anymore, this kinda thing isn't acceptable in the city.

Rope Burn: The worst case scenario

Dope on a rope

and when harry potter got older he used his invisibilty cloack to cover his broom and fuck with everyones head

First documented occasion of a rope wanting to throw up.

A cool new and fun approach to masturbating!

Cirque du Soleil in Kazakhstan is much less impressive.

Long before the invention of toilet paper, people had to be CREATIVE...

Yup, THIS is the reason I stopped surfing porn on the Internet...

That is NOT how you hang yourself. Godammit old people, you can't even commit suicide right.

Pubic hair removal: The Hard Way.

I don't want to know what comes out nine months later, but I bet it's AWESOME!

As it hit his senior years, Tarzan just got really sad.

In Craptions, no one can hear you scream.

Fruit of the Looms advertising is just getting DISTURBING.

Jim was running low on wines and spirits. Luckily, he knew a shortcut!

A bad move on the liquor shops part by putting a diving board ontop of the buildind. How could that combination possibly end well?

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __AgelessFriends.com__. My boyfriend, is only 50 years older than me, Is STRONG as an OX, climbs ropes every morning to get me a BOTTLE of SANGRIA in bed! Who else in Jr. High would be such a GENTLEMAN!? Thank

They still haven't cleaned up all the debris from Katrina yet.

Dammit Batman you left Robin there for 20 years!!!

I don't know! One second Christina Hendricks was taking off her top, and next thing I know my clothes are off and I am flying at 100 mph, dick-first down the street!

This is the kind of rope trick where the rope wants to press charges afterward...

He's well hung...

Now I undestand why my mom would say "Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been."

Flash was going so fast on impact that his suit flew right off.

I always see this guy hanging out side my window, too.

FBI Witness Protection fails yet another potential Mafia informant...

Dad! Get down from there!

So peeping Toms are more obvious than others.

I got six "Crack Ups" for yesterday's Craption! Sadly, my life is complete now.

Damn homeless...always hanging around in front of the liquor store...

Don't watch him, it only encourages him.

Give a man enough rope and he'll... oh, never mind.

Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

Prehensile balls.

Coming soon: Gonad The Barbarian.