Other Craptions

OK, now the Kama Sutra is just fucking with us...

Some situations are almost impossible to articulate to the 9-1-1 operator.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Breakdancer

Alright I'm still hiccupping. Goddammit we've tried everything else.

I told you! It was 69! 96 makes no sense!

69 - FAIL

Is the little white girl in the background smothering her baby!?!

The kids that took 'the floor is lava' a little too seriously...

And I thought one-handed push-ups were hard.

When he said he couldn't get that bitch off his back, I thought he was being metaphorical.

No WAY am I going to join this game of Simon Says.

You have to remember...these are people who eat with chop sticks.

Goddamit, I said you're gonna try yoga, you're GONNA TRY YOGA!

in ten seconds they turn into robots... which then join together to make a great big robot which then attacks Tokyo...

The winner gets to write the divorce settlement.

Yu got served!

Ass whisperer…..

NEVER go ass to mouth.

And yet sex in the Matrix is somehow less satisfying

Catholic birth control...

Injuries like this should have been the first sign that there was something wrong with the gas pedals on Toyotas

They tried sixty-nine and wound up with seventy-four. It wasn't satisfying.

It times like these when you need a feather handy

Feats of strength? Is it Festivus time already?

Conjoined twins always have a hard time in life. Some more than others.

"QUICK HIDE" "WHERE???" "UMM....UNDER HERE"

Sometimes, the genes really don't WANT to be passed on.

Dance Dance Revorution

"No, no, I think your middle goes there, Johnny!"

Three seconds before: Godzilla sneezed.

Show-offs. I could totally do that too if I lost like, 250 pounds.

I don't care how fast they spin, they're never getting off the ground.

If she digs her boobs any farther into his back, he'll be able to do it no handed.

Please, not in front of the children!

When I jerk-off thinking about Asian chicks, this is pretty much the EXACT mental picture that comes to mind.

crapoeira...

The plan seemed foolproof, then Jenny spotted the crack in it.

The Kama Sutra is all fine and well, but I just think it kills the romance when you need someone to spot you during sex.

That's the kind of break dancing where something gets broken!

After he talked her into this, he figured he could pretty much talk her into anything....

old school, new school, homeschool...

My high school's Kama Sutra team took first in state.

Finish Him !

Japan: We can make anything weirder.

Okay, okay, okay, I'll put the fucking seat down. Jesus!

your sexing wrong...

Men go a long, long way to last longer

Monty Python's Chinese Democratic Circus?

The Heimlich Maneuver has various different forms across the world.