So somebody DOES give a flying fuck...
OK, now the Kama Sutra is just fucking with us...
Some situations are almost impossible to articulate to the 9-1-1 operator.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Breakdancer
Alright I'm still hiccupping. Goddammit we've tried everything else.
I told you! It was 69! 96 makes no sense!
69 - FAIL
Is the little white girl in the background smothering her baby!?!
The kids that took 'the floor is lava' a little too seriously...
And I thought one-handed push-ups were hard.
When he said he couldn't get that bitch off his back, I thought he was being metaphorical.
No WAY am I going to join this game of Simon Says.
You have to remember...these are people who eat with chop sticks.
Goddamit, I said you're gonna try yoga, you're GONNA TRY YOGA!
in ten seconds they turn into robots... which then join together to make a great big robot which then attacks Tokyo...