Craptions Classics February 08, 2010

So somebody DOES give a flying fuck...

Mothra24

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OK, now the Kama Sutra is just fucking with us...

Joey_09876

Some situations are almost impossible to articulate to the 9-1-1 operator.

Fkelleghan

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Breakdancer

Jokester

Alright I'm still hiccupping. Goddammit we've tried everything else.

Eric Axt

I told you! It was 69! 96 makes no sense!

Antonio Arrieta

Is the little white girl in the background smothering her baby!?!

FRESH_DOUCHE

The kids that took 'the floor is lava' a little too seriously...

JCarlton

And I thought one-handed push-ups were hard.

Fkelleghan

When he said he couldn't get that bitch off his back, I thought he was being metaphorical.

yeahme

No WAY am I going to join this game of Simon Says.

Fkelleghan

You have to remember...these are people who eat with chop sticks.

carrieoakey

Goddamit, I said you're gonna try yoga, you're GONNA TRY YOGA!

Mothra24

in ten seconds they turn into robots... which then join together to make a great big robot which then attacks Tokyo...

bubblebrain
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