OK, now the Kama Sutra is just fucking with us...
Joey_09876
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Some situations are almost impossible to articulate to the 9-1-1 operator.
Fkelleghan
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Breakdancer
Jokester
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Alright I'm still hiccupping. Goddammit we've tried everything else.
Eric Axt
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I told you! It was 69! 96 makes no sense!
Anthony_H
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Is the little white girl in the background smothering her baby!?!
FRESH_DOUCHE
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The kids that took 'the floor is lava' a little too seriously...
JCarlton
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And I thought one-handed push-ups were hard.
Fkelleghan
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When he said he couldn't get that bitch off his back, I thought he was being metaphorical.
yeahme
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No WAY am I going to join this game of Simon Says.
Fkelleghan
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You have to remember...these are people who eat with chop sticks.
carrieoakey
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Goddamit, I said you're gonna try yoga, you're GONNA TRY YOGA!
Mothra24
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in ten seconds they turn into robots... which then join together to make a great big robot which then attacks Tokyo...
bubblebrain
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The winner gets to write the divorce settlement.
Fkelleghan
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And yet sex in the Matrix is somehow less satisfying
Ceveron
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Injuries like this should have been the first sign that there was something wrong with the gas pedals on Toyotas
LewScannon
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They tried sixty-nine and wound up with seventy-four. It wasn't satisfying.
Julius_Goat
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It times like these when you need a feather handy
BUTT3RS4
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Feats of strength? Is it Festivus time already?
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Conjoined twins always have a hard time in life. Some more than others.
Julius_Goat
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"QUICK HIDE"
"WHERE???"
"UMM....UNDER HERE"
smiggo
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Sometimes, the genes really don't WANT to be passed on.
CavalierX
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"No, no, I think your middle goes there, Johnny!"
carrieoakey
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Three seconds before: Godzilla sneezed.
yeahme
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Show-offs. I could totally do that too if I lost like, 250 pounds.
Ceveron
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I don't care how fast they spin, they're never getting off the ground.
PCP
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If she digs her boobs any farther into his back, he'll be able to do it no handed.
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Please, not in front of the children!
LewScannon
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When I jerk-off thinking about Asian chicks, this is pretty much the EXACT mental picture that comes to mind.
Mr.Excalibur
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The plan seemed foolproof, then Jenny spotted the crack in it.
E. Kelly
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The Kama Sutra is all fine and well, but I just think it kills the romance when you need someone to spot you during sex.
Blinker_Fluid
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That's the kind of break dancing where something gets broken!
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After he talked her into this, he figured he could pretty much talk her into anything....
WilsonBurnell
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My high school's Kama Sutra team took first in state.
E. Kelly
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Japan: We can make anything weirder.
yeahme
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Okay, okay, okay, I'll put the fucking seat down. Jesus!
JPGreen
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Men go a long, long way to last longer
Ceveron
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Monty Python's Chinese Democratic Circus?
Rhymenstein
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The Heimlich Maneuver has various different forms across the world.
Ometeotl
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