Other Craptions

With friends like this, who needs anemones?

Bill slowly lowered his hand. Why would no one HIGH FIVE him!?

"Scuse me, have you seen my girlfrined? You can't miss her, she's wearing multiple purple vaginas."

I'm not saying that Matt was a slut in college, but if he ahd as many dicks sticking out of him as he ahd stuck in him.. Oh! Nevermind he does.

When you squeeze him, play-doh comes out!

Public anemone #1

after scanning this guy my pokedex exploded...

Hey, we all have fetishes, but when you start wearing used Smurf tampons, something is wrong.

Apparently he's made a hobby of castrating Avatars

Remind me not to go to the car wash he works at....

Sure, it looks cool, but have you any idea how much blue Play-Doh he had to jam up his ass to get this look?

The original Avatars had some serious design flaws.

He blue himself prematurely.

No matter how much he displayed his plumage, he was woefully unsuccessful at attracting a mate.

Gordon, the Mad Smurf Hunter. He keeps their severed penises as a trophy, a dire warning to all Smurfs who dare cross him.

Splicing Human and Anemone DNA is a bad idea...though they do have interesting taste in sunglasses. We could study that part, right?

Lookin' like a fool even when your pants aren't on the ground.

Aquaphobia - def. fear of water (Esp. fear of drowning). Jim here has got it bad. But thanks to his Floaty Suit, he can finally walk the streets with confidence.

As Stalin said, You can't make a revolution with silk gloves. But you can't do it with those, either.

"Pull one and win a prize!"

This is what you get for sleeping with that whore Smurfette.

Lose the sunglasses buddy, it's cloudy and you'll look rediculous

Billy felt that as long as he was in his disguise, he wasn't really violating that restraining order.

Hey, darlin', you can ring my wind chimes any time.

He's a long way from home... the Marianas Trench.

This is a gay who needs a giant foot with an even bigger big toe up his ass.

Not just a douche, but an actual walking douche bag.

David Lynch's seventh-grade plays were enjoyed by all.

We get it buddy, your wife's pregnant

This is the guy who used to clean up after my last boyfriend's circle jerks.

Bob began to seriously rethink he career decision as a one man walking swap meet.

"I hope this milkshake gets rid of these warts..."

He's looking for a girl covered in rubber donuts.

Elton John in Lady Gaga's fan club

There are many ways to optimize your connectivity, but belief that the Internet is a Series of Tubes ain't one.

If this suit doesn't get me laid, I give up.

STREET URCHIN begging for money.

What happens to you after sex with Paris Hilton.

It's son of Gaga! Get it? Because she's weird, and it's a weird picture, like every other craption picture. So my joke has something to do with Lady Gaga, just like the picture. That makes it funny.

Pictured: an oncologists wet dream.

No matter how hard he tried, Bronson couldn't distract people from looking at the prostitutes.

I'd like to kick that guy right in the Koosh Balls

Wanda Sykes hair stylist takes a break

Pictured:Andy Dick, shortly before his arrest, offering himself to children as a one man amusement park ride.

Compensate much?

Whatever he's drinking... I don't want any.

Ronald, I'm sorry to inform you that one of the fry guys has escaped

What's in the cup? A nice tall drink of Man-Spackle.

Niles was ready. He just needed to find someone to touch to release the mother of all static electric discharges