Craptions Classics February 07, 2010

I just walked into Japan and came out looking like this.

seannyb

Other Craptions

With friends like this, who needs anemones?

seannyb

Bill slowly lowered his hand. Why would no one HIGH FIVE him!?

metsfan

"Scuse me, have you seen my girlfrined? You can't miss her, she's wearing multiple purple vaginas."

Mr.Excalibur

I'm not saying that Matt was a slut in college, but if he ahd as many dicks sticking out of him as he ahd stuck in him.. Oh! Nevermind he does.

liberalScum

When you squeeze him, play-doh comes out!

metsfan

Public anemone #1

Evan Kasindorf

after scanning this guy my pokedex exploded...

klayb

Hey, we all have fetishes, but when you start wearing used Smurf tampons, something is wrong.

Jokester

Apparently he's made a hobby of castrating Avatars

Ceveron

Remind me not to go to the car wash he works at....

Joey_09876

Sure, it looks cool, but have you any idea how much blue Play-Doh he had to jam up his ass to get this look?

Versus

The original Avatars had some serious design flaws.

Mecha_Lincoln

He blue himself prematurely.

Mr.Excalibur

No matter how much he displayed his plumage, he was woefully unsuccessful at attracting a mate.

carrieoakey
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