Other Craptions

It had to be delivered by Toe Truck.

Paul "Bunion".

And this little piggy had roast beef... WAY too much roast beef!

How the heck do you sell that house? "Cozy, has great view of foot?"

Heather Mills went really overboard replacing her foot since she got her divorce money...

That's the worst case of nigger toe I've ever seen.

Pictured: The Agony of DaFeet

The original Monty Python Foot.

The plaque says. "Yep, this is what is in the Mystery Spot. You drove 500 miles to see it because your kids begged you. And there is nobody here to kill in revenge. Ha!"

Ironically, the house across the street with all the junk in the yard complained about this as an "eyesore".

If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis...

No I said amputate the toe you dumbass!

In my hometown, we have a monument to honor Native American hero, Walks With A Limp.

And on the 8th day, God stubbed his toe and said "shiteth fucketh!"

Weirdest mini golf course ever.

Red Forman's famous "foot up your ass" and why it was so much of a threat to young Eric Forman.

I'd stop worrying about the toe. The god damn FOOT has been chopped off.

Toemaine poisoning. What the heck, I normally only get two votes anyway.

"commissioned in 2010 by Quentin Tarentino, this sculpture..."

Monument to the Ingrown Toenail?

A Memoriam, to Paul Bunyan's Stubbed Toe

And if you think this is wacky, you should see the statue that houses the town drinking fountain!

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick.

"The memorial to the Largest Breast, next door, has so many little houses around it that we were unable to photograph it. Sorry..." Cracked Editors

Plaque reads: "Abraham Lincoln's Foot. Stolen from the reverse side of Mt. Rushmore"

Clubbed toes? Its still moving, club it again.

The Hammer Toe Memorial.

Apparently you can break your foot off in someone's ass, but if you do, it will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

Screw Environmentalists. Carbon footprint be dammed, I had mine bronzed.

The painful burn of athlete's foot has nothing on the painful swelling of placekicker's toe...

OH MY GOD! Lost's weird-ass statues are real!

I bet Mrs. Foot is a very, very, happy lady.

It's a Lady Gaga foot. Get it? Because she's weird, and it's a weird picture, like every other craption picture. So my joke has something to do with Lady Gaga, just like the picture. That makes it funny.

And the winner of The 'Hold That Elevator' Memorial Award goes to ... the late Bob Lovit.

You can't see them in this picture, but there's two more feet in the yard.

This artwork appears to be gangrenes

It's a real artistic feet.

It turns out Lamisil has a lot of weird side effects...

Never buy a giant stone boot without trying it on first or you'll end up with an inflamed giant stone toe like this guy.

And if his foot is that big, can you imagine the size of his....junk?

It stubbed it on one of the other statues.

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

So that's what that crazy realtor meant when he said something about other dimensions.

I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the $200.

This is a booty call...

We're gonna need some bigger clippers!

Tchernobyl's mayor, Ivan Rapesyouwithhisbigtoeski

Something's afoot.

Finally, a boot big enough to ram up Beyonce's arse