You know what? Don't Ask, Don't Tell has its limits.
This is why I haven't been submitting Craptions the last few days.
What's he doing with Julius?
The guy in green is a level 3 ranger, but the goat is actually a level 9 wizard.
Curses, Inu. It appears we have once again miscalculated our dimensional trajectory. When oh when will we find a universe that will accept our love?
Not everyone can have a cool Patronus like a wolf or a phoenix.
He has the axe, he has the goat, now all needs to do is find a cheap and willing hooker, and his weekend will be set!
"For your daughter's hand in marriage, Speaker Pelosi, I bring my finest goat, which I will now sacrifice to your lord Beelzebub."
British Boy Scouts Motto: Never leave evidence behind...
Clearly, he's responding to a Craigslist posting.
He's a lumberjack, it's ok.
Rambo, The End
That is not, in fact, Julius_Goat. It is Julius_Goat123, one of many accounts here on Cracked that just happen to vote for Julius_Goat's craptions on a regular basis.