Other Craptions

I'm thinking Arby's.

It's really low that they exploit the blind. They told her she was advertising for a car wash.

I prefer my Bitch Burger to have 2nd trimester or younger baby in it!

"The fetus burger is available for a limited time only, so hurry on over to Obama's House of Frogs and Babies and pick one up today!"

that's a BLT .. . Baby lettuce and tomato

Damnit! I hate this kind of distasteful shit on Cracked. What kind of a monster puts mayonnaise on a Goddamn baby burger?!

She loves Jesus. He has mixed feelings about her.

"Thanks, Cracked.com, we'll take it from here" - - The Secret Service

What do Obama, frogs and babies all have in common? None of them would fuck this chick.

Geezez Cracked, if you keep putting up these pics, i'm gonna get fired for whacking off at work so often

I said a burger and fries, not a burger that cries!!

Fast Food my ass... My burger took almost nine months!!

Mmmm... Baby, the Other Other White meat.

Sometimes it's surprisingly easy to spot the unpaid intern.

Thanks honey. You're really making us Conservatives look like reasonable, level-headed people.

Look at the clueless, vacant expression on her face. I can see why she joined the church.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No one is currently beholding her.

Ironically, she herself is the best advert for abortion.

In the South, it's okay to walk on an American flag, as long as you're promoting an agenda of ignorance.

In France, it's called a 'Royale Bebé with Cheese'.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

I'll have the stem cell fries, please

The Sunglasses Hut NEEDS to get prettier models... sheesh!

Conversely, signmovies.com specializes in Douche Sandwich signs featuring President Bush and dead soldiers in a sesame seed bun.

She does have a point. Whatever the fuck that is.

Well, it's official: Feminism is dead. This bitch killed it.

Dammit, Cracked, now I'm hungry...

Gary Busey is crazy.

If (President + Frog) = (Baby + Hamburger), then (Bitch - Attitude) = (Maybe Fuckable + Me)

And her patriotism might've been taken seriously... Had she not been dragging the American Flag from her foot like an errant ply of toilet-paper.

The only burger Fat Bastard will eat.

I'm confused...shes anti Obama but really likes baby burgers?

Natural Selection should take care of this.

One day dyslexic schizophrenics will rule the world, just you weight and sea...

Are you surprised that she is alone?

Why are all anti-abortionists women you wouldn't want to get pregnant anyway?

Can I substitute the fries on the side of that bitch burger with some dead puppies?

At last the secret of the McNuggets is revealed...

I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot Pole...or Swede or Norwegian...

I find your lack of menu choices disturbing...

If Obama actually burped up frogs during his speeches, C-SPAN might actually get more than two viewers!

Let freedom ring, let the fucked-up sing

Way to step on the flag, Superpatriot!

To be honest, she's not doing vegetarianism any favours.

I'd tell her to stick those signs up her ass, but I don't believe anyone has the right to tell a woman what to do with her body.

Yes, I'll take one Beast, one Bitch Burger, and one large side of Belly Boobs.

She's just frustrated because she's the only woman who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods.

Shouldn't she be home, cooking her husband some dinner?

God hates 3/4 length trousers, love.