Other Craptions

Think you might be pregnant? Scared? Well too fucking bad, you're in China.

Lady Gaga

If my penis were that crooked, I'd be blue too.

Warning: Riddler May Steal Genitals. Keep Covered.

That's not a good sign...

Hey, big boy, I got your answer right here.

If he keeps rubbing it...it'll become "!!!"

I'll never understand Chinese porn...

You should see the girl with the exclamation point nipples!

Japan's memorial to Michael Jackson.

How I felt upon seeing yesterday's Craption picture.

Dude, Where's My Dick?

I've been wondering the same thing myself.

A gender confused Smurf.

It is far, far too late to question what was inside that McRib

Japan's sex ed books just raise more questions then they answer.

1st door, Men's room. 2nd door, Ladies room. 3rd door for "not sure".

"Why does it burn when I pee?" "Because Paris Hilton BLUE you." (You're all very welcome.)

NEWS FLASH - Question marked shaped penises cause confusion

Beware of prostitutes in this region.

This is just what Japanese penises look like.

If I was blue, faceless and living in Asia, I'd be asking myself a lot of questions too.

I don't know what the fuck you are, either.

When did you learn that your penis was a balloon animal?

Why can't they just post the damn FAQ?

A graphic representation of my high school years.

Thinking about fondling your self?

Does anyone know where the clitoris is?

I had a similar reaction to hentai.

Don't know what sex you are? How the hell do you think I would?

Are you experiencing male punctuation disorder?

Deep Probing Questions not intended for internal use.

It's true, sometimes even my dick doesn't know what to say...

Dont ask, don't tell, don't know...

Not sure if that's a human growing inside of you? We've all been there...

Jim's sperm think the same way he does

Gee, I did not know that playing "hide and go fuck yourself" was such a big deal in Japan.

Gender verification office, how may we help you?

Your manhood is wondering why you keep screwing shit up

Hermaphrodite only section.

Yeah, pal, I hate when I can't find your dick, too.

The censored version of Watchmen they have in Hong Kong is really terrible and badly put together...

Punctuation, Fornication, what(.Y.)s the difference?

I feel the SAME way after eating japanese food

Tapeworm may actually be punctuation mark. Consult doctor before removing.

Translation: Who's your daddy?

I've heard Asian men are small, but apparently, they're confused as well.

When you're Catholic, you have to ask yourself if it's "worth it" before masturbating.

My father used to make outrageous claims; like that his penis was shaped like a question mark.