Other Craptions

Victoria's Secret: Scotland

Little Bo Peep Show.

Star Trek in Kazakhstan

Ah, midwestern America. Where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

This dream always starts off the same, and I always rape them.

The goats of San Francisco... or footage from Adam Lambert's backyard. Take your pick.

MOM!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!! NO I'M NOT MASTURBATING TO CRACKED.COM!!!

The first rule of 4H Club is You Don't Talk About 4H Club.

damn! look at the asses on those kids!

They keep saying that the Narnia stories are full of Christian allegory, but I fail to see it.

Taste the rainbow.

The sad part is some sick perv is actually getting off on this....and its totally not me.

Fuck ewe.

Must... not... masturbate...

Which one is Julius?

I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're...you're SHEEPS. OOOOwell, I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Those sheep look almost as dumb as all the cracked users who think they are goats.

The Goats Who Stare at Men

Dear God...WHY AM I HARD!?!?

And I want Ewe, and ewe, and ewe...

Lady Baa-Baa Wear

If they're already wearing wool, why the coats?

Will someone at Cracked PLEASE call my boss, I mean, ex-boss and tell him that I wasn't surfing Zoophilia Por... Oh, who am I kidding? I was surfing Animal Porn. Thanks anyway, Cracked.

Jane Fonda's Workout, having limited marketing funds as of late, struck gold during Beastiality Expo 2010.

"Hey, Billy, do you feel a draft?"

The Editorial Staff at Fox News.

It's ok to love animals. Just don't *LOVE* them.

Soylent Orange is sheeple... It's SHEEPLE!!

This is just BAAAAAAAD!

Booba's live action equivalent: 'Baaaba'.

That chick in the striped shirt in pen 124 is hooooottttt! I'm bidding on her!

Wearing shirts to protest their fleeces being used for furries.

Sarah Palin fans

The photographer was arrested shortly after, and compared to what they found in his house, this picture was pretty tame.

They're specially bred to make sheepskin condoms.

Now if these sheep could be taught to use a stripper pole and take their shirts off seductively, Montana wouldn't nees strip clubs....

This is what malls look like to me. (except usually there are some pigs too)

Scientists have now proven that every species has it's own "Paris Hilton".

The one in blue is a bit of a kink. He's asking if that chick from Rutgers wants to "go on the lamb".

E-I-E-I-OMFGWTF

Well, that makes things more convenient...

Say, isn't the one in pink Julius Goat?.....

Immediately after shearing the sheep, Christian extremists insist they wear shirts lest they be thought of as naked and tempt their teenage sons.

Pull the wool over their eyes? You can't even pull the wool over their asses!

"Powder blue?!? I specifically requested a teal pull over!"

A word of advice, never personalize your live stock prior to the slaughter.

Farmer's son: "Thank you, God!"

I like . . . big . . . butts and I cannot lie!

Where is this? I need to book a vacation...