Other Craptions

Hello. May we please gain admittance to your elementary school?

Never drop acid when you are employed on a firing squad.

The Fox News Editorial Staff.

Behold, the 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Famine, Pestilence, and Disease. The 4th Horseman, War, had a second interview at Chuck-E-Cheeze and won't be showing up until later.

It's only considered "curiosity" if you're still in college.

The Unusual Suspects

"Yes officer, the one on the right with the red bow-tie, that's HIM. I think he's still digesting my ex-husband now."

Not only is this a violation of nature, but I think a number of copyright laws are being violated as well.

And they would have gotten away with the money too, had they remembered ski masks

"Hey kids! Who wants to help us move a couch into a van?"

Duck...duck...monkey? Bear? I don't know, whatever it is I'm running like hell.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Okay, now which one of you can tell me how to get to Sesame Street??

hey i think thats my old scout master on the right.

Can you tell which of these Neverland visitors is Macauley Culkin? I sure can.

Tonight on: "Are you gayer than a Backstreet Boy"...

Today's Pedo Tip: Wear baggy costumes to hide your boner.

Can you tell me how to get... how to get the hell out of Sesame Street.

"OK, do you recognise the one who molested you?"

"Ok, here's a joke: A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar... what's that? You're only 5 years-old? Ok, let me see... A Bird, a Mouse, and a Duck walk into a McDonalds, and..."

I was going to hire them for my kid's birthday party. But then I figured I'd go with something less disturbing. Like Andy Dick.

"Honey, do you think it's really safe leaving the kids with them while we're out?"

Hannibal Lector didnt start out killing and wearing people as masks.

Yeah, I hear EuroDisney just isn't the same as the real thing.

I was jealous of his menage a trois story until I saw the pictures.

You don't want to know how Big Bird and Donald are going to make that Magwai wet.

I knew I shouldn't have invited my ex-boyfriends to my wedding.

2010...Day 32, Another Asian free month begins!

Has anyone seen my dignity?

Leave Big Bird alone, he hasn't had his morning 8-ball yet

ahh so it looks like the expired coupon chicken brought friends this time!!!

*sigh* I REALLY miss "Far Side." Thanks for reminding me Cracked...

Larry, Mole and Quacky.

Holy shit Donald, what did you eat?!

Home Alone: the Grittiest Reboot of them all.

We wouldn't have had to arrest you all if you would just wear some bloody pants...

FUCK! There's no face inside the Big Bird costume, that's scary as SHIT. Thanks Cracked, now I'm not going to sleep for a week!

A Nightmare on Sesame Street.

OMIGOD! Donald Duck totally swallowed Mr. Bean!

Man, theme porno's getting wierd...

Medium Bird, Mediocre Mouse, and David Duck always felt inferiour to their more famous siblings.

Lightly used mascot costumes for sale! (May still contain traces of ether.)

I don't care what you do with them, but if they ever show up this park again, I WILL let Mickey kill them.

From left to right: your lawyer, your chief policeman, your son.

Elijah Wood and friends go trick-or-treating.

The police line-up when looking for Mr. Hooper's assassin.

The Special Olympics Mascots

Just hire Jack Bauer, already.

Because you didn't plan on sleeping anytime soon