Craptions Classics January 31, 2010

And yet, when this kid snaps and kills his parents, they'll still blame video games.

Joey_09876

Other Craptions

Plan? No, we're just wingin' it?? SERIOUSLY??

Iceland

And you wonder why he turned out to be a bat-man villan

klayb

It wasn't the outfit that caused bullies to beat up Timmy regularly. It was his ugly-ass sister.

Kelly Robinson

I think that constitutes child abuse... and animal abuse...... and rape of my eyes.

Joey_09876

In Mother Russia, birthdays are not a happy affair.

CaptainSuperGuy

the smaller child may not be from the same litter

TAG

One of them shits on the carpet and sniffs crotches. The other one is a dog.

Kelly Robinson

@Iceland: at least I can come up with something better than just making fun of the previous day's winner.

BowToTheBard

Why so serious?

klayb

Michael Jackson's photo album page 3: Blanket and Princess

G-spot13

"Man, I can't wait to kill my first stripper."

JPGreen

Hitler's early years.. no wonder

natebooze

And a deep, powerful thirst for vengeance began to grow deep in the heat of little Charlie Manson.

Julius_Goat

It was confusing for Jeremy growing up. He was born with boy parts, but his mother insisted on raising him as a clown.

Julius_Goat
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