Other Craptions

Plan? No, we're just wingin' it?? SERIOUSLY??

And you wonder why he turned out to be a bat-man villan

It wasn't the outfit that caused bullies to beat up Timmy regularly. It was his ugly-ass sister.

I think that constitutes child abuse... and animal abuse...... and rape of my eyes.

In Mother Russia, birthdays are not a happy affair.

the smaller child may not be from the same litter

One of them shits on the carpet and sniffs crotches. The other one is a dog.

@Iceland: at least I can come up with something better than just making fun of the previous day's winner.

Why so serious?

Michael Jackson's photo album page 3: Blanket and Princess

Hitler's early years.. no wonder

"Man, I can't wait to kill my first stripper."

And a deep, powerful thirst for vengeance began to grow deep in the heat of little Charlie Manson.

It was confusing for Jeremy growing up. He was born with boy parts, but his mother insisted on raising him as a clown.

Lady Gaga started being fuckin' weird at a very early age.

Pictured: Young Hitler. Not Pictured: Jewish Photographer

I am a clown. Now join me in merriment and laughter.

"Work it! Nice! Now give me 'traumatized'"

When he said the bullies were making fun of his clothes, his parents let him take the dog to school. Hopefully that would solve the problem.

Carnival folk have some interesting weddings.

-MISSING CHILD AND DOG- If found . . . keep.

We Come from France.

When 'America's Got Talent' was just a radio show!

Cross dressers are made, not born.

Somewhere in the night, a dog barfed.

hey nobody told me i could take my dog to concentration camps

The exact day pit bulls started fucking shit up.

1847 Sears Halloween Edition Catalog, page 113. See, I told you so...

Bad Clown, no cookie!

The French "Little Rascals" sucks by comparison.

This is why pit bulls evolved into more vicious animals..

He was a dunce, but he was an overachieving dunce.

It was a lot harder to get fetish porn back when Daguerreotypes were big.

This is soooo qoooote, I think I'm gonna throw up. Seriously, someone find me a bucket...

Pictured: The Joker as a child. Why so serious? Because you humiliated me, that's why!

Pablo Picasso was scarred by early childhood events... and later turned those around to GOLD baby, PURE GOLD!

A picture of Lada Gaga's mother and father.

Reason 345: why I'm a cat person.

Ransom note: WE HAVE OTHER COSTUMES AND WILL USE THEM . . .

Where most would require therapy, Dr. Seuss turned his childhood into worldwide fame and fortune.

Pictured:John Wayne Gacy-The Early Years

Cujo: Origins

The first KKK members were not as intimidating.

Buster Brown and his dog Tige lived in a shoe. Now we know why.

Someday, I will grow up, and then you all will pay!

Dude, Where's My Little Tiny Car?

Turner & Hooch prequel is greenlit...

"You said you were taller on craigslist..."

John Wayne Gacy always blamed his parents... and he might have had a point.