Craptions Classics January 29, 2010

Well, that settles that. Clearly the chicken came first.

Julius_Goat

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Free Bird! Free Bird! Free Bird!

Joey_09876

After pulling a rabbit out of a hat he pulled a cock out of his pants!

Thomas Calnan

John!? Are you playing with your cock again!?

metsfan

After returning from Hogwarts, Harry found it really hard to find a steady job.

TAG

People generally applaud when I whip my cock out as well.

registereduser

The magic store was out of doves. and shirts.

seannyb

tom petty & the chicken chokers

GGWD

Cheap Cheap Trick

SRLivewire

Wow, amazing...can we eat it now? Goddammit I hate dinner theater

Ceveron

After this, the chicken crossed the road to get therapy on the other side.

Valthonis

Darryl Hall on the guitar, and John Oats on the Chicken Organ

geewizz

I will now magically transform this chicken into... A SEX OFFENSE!!!!

MrGingercrisp

Oh, so THAT'S what Hen-tai is?

bubblegum

Has that guy who yells "DAY X NO ASIANS" been fired yet?

Valthonis
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