Other Craptions

The early Terminators were RIDICULOUSLY easy to spot.

Stars Wars Kid 2010: Who's Laughing now, Fuckers?

They totally did it. You can tell by the smile on the droid's face. And the robot looks happy, too.

I see Keanu Reeves is in this movie... but who's the guy in the red tank top?

...and that's how your mother and i met, Optimus Prime

Later that night, Gary died at the hands of his home made sex-bot.

"These are not the Droids you are looking for, but I'll let them go for 10% off."

The gritty reboot of "Transformers" is being helmed by Michael Bay's retarded nephew, Steven.

It runs on an 2 alternate fuel sources...loneliness and desperation.

that person thought they were all clever saying, "take a picture, it'll last longer". so i did... and it does...

CRACKED.COM, Thanks to you, I now shout out, "Day 28, still no Asians!" every day at EXACTLY 12 noon, no matter where I am, be it in a company meeting, with a client, or to my boss (who is Japanese)... So, who is going to sign my unemployment checks

Wall-E's retarded brother Wall-doh needed much on-the-job assistance

Hmmm... I'm still not picking any signs of a life.

On second thought, let's not go to Tatooine... tis a silly place...

My robot is the only one who understands me!!!

The humble beginnings of the Sand People.

Not pictured: Girls

2010...Day 28, Still no Asians!

Shop Goggles: $7 - - Katana practice swords: $40 - - Getting your skull bashed in by a 12-Volt modified toaster-oven: Priceless.

You're no Luke, and that's no C-3PO.

Uwe Boll Presents: The Last Star Fighter Wars From Planet Kill Bill. Because after all...There can be only one.

For your next project, build yourself a washing machine.

Bill Gates had a normal childhood and friends who did normal boyhood things. Here, Bill is playing "ninja" with his best friend Harold (in the red shorts).

I know that robot. He's kind of a dick.

Is that the shadow of a retarded Imperial AT-AT in the background?!?!

He's my protector, he's my friend... he's my lover

Natures way of saying "GO AWAY."

The saddest prom picture ever taken.

You can make friends out of the spare parts of household electronics, but you can't make them love you.

Where Are They Now?: Yahoo Serious.

Al-Queda dating profile picture.

Robosexuals.

Gee wizz . . I think that guy's an asian!

After you put on beerGoogles, you may make poor dating decisions.

Tank Girl gets a gritty reboot.

Um, hate to break to you guys, but I think we've got ASIANS!! (That robot has a tag that says: Made in Japan)

Does the term "idiot-savant" mean anything to you?

"Momma is a fusebox, and daddy can't sleep at night."

This is my rifle... this is my gun...

"Why does everybody insist on questioning my virginity ?"

C3PO's older brother P O S

Joe and KillbotX had differing ideas concerning which of them was the sidekick.

Ted always won the scavenger hunts. But not fairly.

"He's a 'bot, and his name is Peanut!"

Dude: "We'd like to know how we can help the struggle in Haiti?" - - Haiti: "You can help by staying as far away as you possibly can, and never mentioning us again in the same website that contains YOUR picture... but thanks for asking."

A Boy and his Robot.

Eh, I'd still pay $500 for this before I did for the iPad...

I Robot? No -- I dude, U robot!

He always wanted a box of his own.