Craptions Classics June 06, 2006

These tourists smile as they get their picture taken with a chinese waitress and the restaurant menu.

Raoul

Other Craptions

BRING OUR DOG BACK OR WE SHOOT THE GIRL.

7THSON

I could pull a funnier caption out of my nose.

ScottScarsdale

Even AFTER recruiting 2 gay Mormons to search for her lost pooch on her behalf,
Chi-lo still felt compelled to check any spots that occured to her..........

stoiv

But mom, she looks nothing like the agency photo.

stupid head

"As a gay couple, we wanted a child, but we didn't expect it to be so cheap. We exchanged a photo of a dog for this girl. Thankyou Mr Bush, your Free Trade deal with China really works".

GSC

Stupid Human Trick #2083....Jin Lee will attempt to use her head as a bowling ball

Rat Boy

"after mourning for Fluffy we finaly got ourselves a brand new pet"

MKmax

In other news, the first ever successful human heart – dog head transplant was performed today.

Linux fan

"You bet your goddamn ass you can help me-
Look at these fucking instructions that came with our mail-order asian-child (tm) and see if you notice anything strange........."

major asshole

That's what you get when you go to China.

steven was here

Thanks to plastic surgery the couple could finally have the girl they always dreamed of. Unfortunately they miss their dog Bruiser.

Bad-Frame

Clearly Jeremy, the boy with sunglasses, was turned on by the little girl's actions. "might be able to get a three-some going if the dog participates..."

rikitybridge

i am sorry but that first craption is unbeatably funny therefore this post is an exercise in futility

jer
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