Other Craptions

Models arrive for Jean Paul Gautier's "Fashion of the Christ" unveiling.

I bet we don't have to wait long for her second coming...

You know what needs to be sexier? Crucifixions!

Dozens of World of Warcraft players flock to the streets for the chance to see a non-pixelated female.

It's a cross-walk.

Go ahead, have your weird Christian photo party in the middle of the road. Not like I'm on my way to work and five minutes late already.

Dan Brown is masturbating to this picture.

Dear Crackd, please post a picture that pokes fun of Muslims. I DARE YOU. Thanks!

She's getting crucified by the media.

Jesus was a transvestite??? ohhhhhh now christianity makes sense...

Not pictured: the chick protesting Islam. Because she'd be dead.

Jesus found that the most annoying aspect of His Second Coming was all of the Dad-damned paparazzi!

That video was 20 years ago, Madonna. Move on.

Pictured: yet another thing Christians aren't allowed to find offensive.

Why are you taking pictures??? I had to break this off the wall in order to escape Kanye's fucking house!

Slow news day.

She might still be on the cross, but several resurrections are happening right now.

I wash my hands of this!

"Um, yes, OK. Yes. You nailed her. No, you don't win our little bet."

"For committing the cardinal sin of being a straight woman in San Francisco, you are sentenced to crucifixion!"

Ah, now I remember Sarah Palin's resignation speech.

"Father, forgive them, for they know not that their lens cap is still on."

...can I just get the Scarlett Letter next time?

Joan of ARF

Jeannie Christ, Porn Star

The Elementary School's new Crossing Guard is making news with her unorthodox method of grabbing driver's attention.

Does the carpet match the crown of thorns?

If an earthquake hits here now, I shudder to think what Pat Robertson will say.

Apocalypse Boom-Chick-a-Wow-Now.

"I just got thrown out of my apartment... Can any of you put me up for a night?"...

THE AUNTY CHRIST

Police say the serial killer is targeting scantily clad, religious young black women. If you match this description, PLEASE don't do anything to draw attention to yourself and avoid large crowds!

Glen Beck is masturbating to this right now...

"Yeah, my momma WAS a saint, at least that's what ALL the men at church used to tell me..."

They're making another Dan Brown moive?

"While Lou Etta drew away their attention with her cross, and Jim Bob kept watch in his orange t-shirt, I SLOOWWLY crept around the block and stole each one of them reporter feller's expensive news vans."

And god said to the people "LOL"

See if you can spot the Christian. If you guessed "Guy in the orange shirt", you are absolutely correct!

I guess brazilian ex-beauty queens have their own cross to bear. (And you're welcome.)

"Guys, why didn't Pontius Pilate STONE Jesus? Because if he did, Christians would have to wear ROCKS around their necks! What does Christ's T-Shirt say? 'I got NAILED in Jerusalem!' I'll be here all week, remember to tip the waitresses!"

My Jesus is hotter than yours!

"Mom, come down off of your cross, we need the wood."

Oh God... what's Madonna re-inventing herself as now?

The passion of the stripper

Truth really is stranger than crucifixion.

The Passion of The Christ, by Velvet Pictures.

I'm Brian!! No, I'm Brian!!! No, I'm Brian!!!!

This is how I like my women. Asian and submissive.

God is coming, and She is pissed.