Other Craptions

Even though the "Victorian Vampire" chronicles were widely regarded as crap, 19th century teenage girls couldn't get enough of it.

Holy Ankles, Batman! I may not be gay after all!

Bruce never met his great-grandmother, but of course he had inherited her entire wardrobe and estate...

Due to legal difficulties, Cracked.com will no longer be posting photographs of any real people from THIS century on their Craptions page anymore. However, for your enjoyment, here is page 114 of the 1841 Sears Halloween Edition catalog.

VILF

Mrs. The Impaler was a bit friendlier than Vlad.

Like many women, she had "gaydar." Unlike other women, she needed to make piercingly high shrieks in order to use it.

Dear Penthouse...

Vampire Nancy Pelosi thought she had destroyed all images of her early life, but a recent discovery of this 1745 woodcarving threatens to expose her carefully guarded secret.

When I was in Catholic School, this is what the nuns told us was the "typical Jewish girl".

I swear i was touching myself BEFORE this picture came up..

If Twilight had been written in the 1800s... Oh wait, it was. It's called Dracula.

Required uniform at the Satan Academy of Demonology for Little Girls.

Cher's graduation photo, circa 1810.

This picture is giving me the vapors, and by the vapors, I mean a throbbing erection.

Other hot costumes in 1900 included the slutty ghost, the slutty witch, and the slutty telegraph operator.

Pictured: How premenstrual syndrome was explained in the 19th C

The Victorian era comic book heroines were decidedly less erotic. But teenage boys still masturbated to them.

Buffy the Vampire Layer

Steampunk and goth had a child. The child had down syndrome.

Her turn-offs: tuberculosis, smallpox, death during childbirth, no indoor plumbing, horse droppings, and that dreadful William McKinley.

Bruce Wayne has more than 1 secret..

It's difficult to dress properly when you have no reflection.

Nice to see that one thing that is constant regardless of historical period is the "chicks love vampires" thing.

2010, Day 26, Still no Asians!

Bruce... Honey... Do i really have to wear this again???

Victoria should have kept THIS a secret...

HEY!! I got a great craption. 40 minutes late? Never mind.

It was quite easy to turn my umbrella into a coat, but it feels best when I sit down.

The lady has invited you inside. go inside - turn to page 114 GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE - turn to page 212

Just one guess what her lower back tattoo is of.

Fortunately, some X-Files episodes never made it to production...

I came.

There's something I like to see hanging upside-down

Jane Austen Powers

She turned me into a newt!!! (I got better)

Back in my day, vampires sucked blood...not cock!

Goth chicks in 1891 were AWESOME.

Can you describe what bit you?

5 seconds before the best photobomb ever.

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Some girls are secretly bat-shit crazy. With Trudy, it wasn't a secret.

You've been a very bat girl.

You can't take a woman like this to bed. Well, you can, but all your change is going to fall out of your pockets.

Good, now everyone knows my wife is a blood-sucker

Proof that slutty Halloween costumes are an age-old tradition --she's showing her ankle.

Her husband said it would enable her to fly only from the tallest rooftops. Her husband also does not wish to be her husband anymore.

The original generation of Goths were way cooler than these kids today will ever be...

This "vampie" epidemic has been going on for longer then we've thought