Other Craptions

Pedo Bear's brother, Roofie Bear.

He had removed his pants and she was still there, so far so good

Hes gonna taste a different kind of honey tonight...

This retarded bear gets more action than me. This makes me sad.

the 100 acre woods started looking a little different when Christopher Robin introduced everyone to cocaine.

She's just using him to get to Tigger.

Who sells sunglasses that fit Winnie the Pooh costumes anyway?

"'Oh bother?' Winnie, there is a difference between 'bother' and 'molest.' Please find it."

Can you give us a description of the man who raped you last night?

See? This is why I hunt bears. They're stealing all our women.

The Disney retirement home: the saddest place on Earth.

Missing: Christopher Robin's little sister. Last seen with: Giant stuffed bear in sunglasses.

Do bears shit in the woods? Yes. Do bears violate their parole obligations? Yes.

Edgar Allan Pooh

No, Pooh, that's a bad touch.

Old furries never die...unfortunately.

Looks like the beers didn't drink themselves.

Bored with stealing pic-nic baskets, he's moved on to abduction and rape.

I like to sleep on my Poo too!

Playing dead doesn't work on anthropomorphic bears.

Dude, not cool, you know she's on the rebound from Paddington!

He's making a move on her honeypot!

Amy Winehouse used to practice passing out with her toys even back in middle school...

Even though it was exciting at first, Michelle's carnival prize was beginning to get a little creepy

Now all he had to do was sneak her home without Eeyore seeing them...

His hands are deflated because his blood is violently surging to his penis.

"Listen, sweetheart, bouncing isn't just something that Tiggers do, if you catch my drift."

Christopher Robin just lost it when he knocked up his girlfriend

Well yes Cindy, you are supposed to play dead if you see a bear.

He drugged her. He slipped her a pooh-fie.

Girl, there are ways to make certain things pay / Though I'm dressed in this suit, I'll wear tiger-skin some day.

"Now this is a rabbit hole I wouldn't mind getting stuck in."

I guess it works. I don't see a single crow in the restaurant.

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A singing Winnie the Pooh was the best way to say "Congratulations! You are too pregnant to stay in 8th grade!"

The Whore at Pooh Corner

I remember my first beer...

My girlfriend told me she was looking for someone older, taller, richer and with less hair. Looks like she found her ideal man.

He's got some "bear spray"....for her face!

Amber Alert: Let's try to find this one before she ends up in a dumpster.

Oh, GeniusWaitress, don't give up! You have lots more friends than you know, and plenty more to live for!

There there Courtney... How about you and I go back to my place and fuck like goddamn animals eh?

Nap-time in Japan, the status-quo.

he's gonna get him some phoo-n tonight

Hey girl, you wanna 'hibernate' with me, if you know what I'm saying?

First you get the honey, then you get the power, then you get the women.

there's nothing more romantic that a nasty Japanese fetish

I know he's "Winnie the Pooh" and it's funny, but the guy in the suit is a real person. His name is "Dick Knutsonstuv", so we can all stop laughing now...

Juno Reloaded.