Craptions Classics January 23, 2010

Set phasers to fabulous, Mr. Sulu.

jtklove

Other Craptions

Space, the final chandelier.

JPGreen

Shittiest cloaking device EVER.

Mr.Excalibur

Pimp my Enterprise.

Mr.Excalibur

Giving William Shatner total artistic freedom and a blank check was a mistake the committee made only once.

Fkelleghan

"Captain ,We're Picking up a huge blip on our Gaydar"

DoMiNaTeR

Glowing where no man has glowed before.

savinator

When Xzibit got his hands on this, it was a 1992 Cavalier. He's THAT good.

Mr.Excalibur

The S.S. Virgin

Valthonis

Im telling you man chicks dig star trek

klayb

Set phasers to gay.

CaptionDatAss

Spock: "Don't go out there Jim, it could be Mormons."

debs099

Like I told you son, Star Trek first appeared on black-and-white television in 1966, way before CGI. Back then, people were way too stoned to realize how shitty the special effects were...

oldfogey

Dammit LaForge! Are you BLIND???

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not an electrician!"

NextChewbacca
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