Other Craptions

Space, the final chandelier.

Shittiest cloaking device EVER.

Pimp my Enterprise.

Giving William Shatner total artistic freedom and a blank check was a mistake the committee made only once.

"Captain ,We're Picking up a huge blip on our Gaydar"

Glowing where no man has glowed before.

When Xzibit got his hands on this, it was a 1992 Cavalier. He's THAT good.

The S.S. Virgin

Im telling you man chicks dig star trek

Set phasers to gay.

Spock: "Don't go out there Jim, it could be Mormons."

Like I told you son, Star Trek first appeared on black-and-white television in 1966, way before CGI. Back then, people were way too stoned to realize how shitty the special effects were...

Dammit LaForge! Are you BLIND???

"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not an electrician!"

Even Trekkies find this lame. And they're Trekkies!

"Santa, prepare 2 presents to beam down..."

"Captain, ..We've been ordered back to base by the Federation... The electric bill arrived..."

Khan is standing over by the plug, snickering.

Captain Kirk: "Ok, which of you Security Guards is going to climb out into the void of deep space and change the blown light bulb. Don't worry, we've already notified your next-of-kin."

The Vulcans opened their presents, but none of them acted surprised or happy. They all agreed it had been the best christmas ever.

EVERYONE wants to help with disaster relief in Haiti

Star Trek: The Glitzy Reboot

"Scotty, you're fired."

Capt. Kirk just opened his ConEd bill and shit a brick.

"Captain, it seems that Q has tampered with our cloaking device..."

The Wrath of Shaka Khan

"Set phasers to FUN!!!"

HAPPY ROBONAKUH!

So Mr. Worf hung his chainmail stocking from the thermal duct with care, in hopes that Saint N'Kth-plach soon would be there...

alright thats it, who got into my bedazzler set???

"I don't know the NAME of the holiday, honey, I just know they're VULCANS, and ever since they MOVED IN, it's always THE FOURTH WEEKEND IN JANUARY ...Maybe it's that Spork's birthday or something.. WHAT... WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!!..."

alright hit the brakes one more time i think the back right might be out

Excuse me, Lady GaGa, your limo has arrived...

...to boldly go where no Jew has gone before.

Captain, we have a blue blinkie-light out on our hull. What should I do?

Set warp drives to "Disco"!

Set phasers to STUNNING!

To boldly inflate electricity bills like no man has done before.

Surprisingly, the LED display on the side reads 'Will You Marry Me?'

Wow, that is really cool, Peoria, I just don't see HOW it is going to help the Haitian earthquake victims!?

You know, some parts of the galaxy are better off uncharted.

Star Trek 15: Just End It Already.

Yes, Captain. It turns out the Star of David isn't actually a planet.

Dammit, Spock! We've missed Hannukah again!

Mr. Sulu, arm fluorescent torpedoes.

I thought it was a fake ship until it set that man on fire...

This ship is powered 100% by the climax experienced by Trekkies at the thought of Picard, Janeway and Kirk appearing in the room at the same time.

In a twist of irony, this is George Lucas' Christmas yard decoration.

It's okay. I hear it's real easy just to upload a computer virus.