Set phasers to fabulous, Mr. Sulu.
Space, the final chandelier.
Shittiest cloaking device EVER.
Pimp my Enterprise.
Giving William Shatner total artistic freedom and a blank check was a mistake the committee made only once.
"Captain ,We're Picking up a huge blip on our Gaydar"
Glowing where no man has glowed before.
When Xzibit got his hands on this, it was a 1992 Cavalier. He's THAT good.
The S.S. Virgin
Set phasers to gay.
Im telling you man chicks dig star trek
Spock: "Don't go out there Jim, it could be Mormons."
Dammit LaForge! Are you BLIND???
Like I told you son, Star Trek first appeared on black-and-white television in 1966, way before CGI. Back then, people were way too stoned to realize how shitty the special effects were...
"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not an electrician!"