Apparently the chicken crossed the road to get some chemotherapy
Your move, psychiatry
Matt stared hungrily at yet another cock that he would soon have.
HI, Cracked I.T? Yeah, I tried rebooting, twice. It doesn't change the picture.
FAKE!!!! There is no way that dude can have a flag sticking out of his skull like that...
Old MacDonald had a DNA splicer, e-i-e-i-o.
Eat Mor Cowz
Try our new delicious McMutant sandwich
Where's that fuckin' Peter Griffin??!!
"I'm looking for a bearded man in a white suit."
Ever wonder, exactly what part of a chicken is a MCNUGGET!?
The big cocks draw the big German crowds.
Most protesters have only one side. This guy has two sides and a biscuit.
Dammit, Google, not the "shaved cock" I was looking for!
Now I believe the warnings about dairy farmers injecting chickens with steroids.