Craptions Classics January 21, 2010

German parades are a joyless affair.

Mothra24

Other Craptions

When your prisoners are deaf, mute, and blind; a prison can be set up anywhere.

FRESH_DOUCHE

28 days later, the musical

iamworden

After hatching, very few Doritos survive the journey to the ocean.

Fkelleghan

They are Germans, so this is either an anti-globalization protest, or porn...anyway, I've got a boner

Antonio Arrieta

28 days later, France surrendered.

yeahme

Finally, traffic cones I would love to hit!

JPGreen

Little did the terrorist "Orange Brigade" know that their oufits were referred to as a "Sniper's Delight" within SWAT teams.

Mr.Excalibur

What do we want? FOLTERN! When do we want it? FUR FRIEDEN!

Mr.Excalibur

The Haz-Matics, Germany's premiere garbage disposal urban dance troop, gets ready to Stomp the Junk Yard.

RodneyHardman

They are there to celbrate the 50th anniversary of Julius, no..not you Goat, Orange Julius.

RogersIB

When Paris Hilton is in town there is no such thing as too drastic

TAG

The Sex Offender registry in Germany as less than subtle.

Versus

Folten fur frieden - translation: Rosie O'donnol queefed, wear mask..

natebooze

Lindsay Lohan's Sunday group-walk of Shame

JCarlton
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