Other Craptions

When your prisoners are deaf, mute, and blind; a prison can be set up anywhere.

28 days later, the musical

After hatching, very few Doritos survive the journey to the ocean.

They are Germans, so this is either an anti-globalization protest, or porn...anyway, I've got a boner

28 days later, France surrendered.

Finally, traffic cones I would love to hit!

Little did the terrorist "Orange Brigade" know that their oufits were referred to as a "Sniper's Delight" within SWAT teams.

What do we want? FOLTERN! When do we want it? FUR FRIEDEN!

The Haz-Matics, Germany's premiere garbage disposal urban dance troop, gets ready to Stomp the Junk Yard.

They are there to celbrate the 50th anniversary of Julius, no..not you Goat, Orange Julius.

When Paris Hilton is in town there is no such thing as too drastic

The Sex Offender registry in Germany as less than subtle.

Folten fur frieden - translation: Rosie O'donnol queefed, wear mask..

Lindsay Lohan's Sunday group-walk of Shame

"Alright, men. Jenna Jameson ain't gonna disinfect herself. Get to it."

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies . . ."

*sigh* This is why Berlin had a wall....

While the police scanned the crowd for any signs of who might have smashed the orange koolaid stand, the vandals cleverly mingled into the parade.

We've switched these protesters' masks with the new Swiffer Drybreeze pads. Let's see if they notice!

A picture without giant balls? for shame cracked...

The Carrots of Wrath

Cheetos, The Musical.

Germany solves it traffic cone shortage and prison overcrowding problems in one fell swoop.

Whatever Germany...you had me at Foltern fur Frieden.

Dominos just opened a new branch in their small town.

Until the burrito fart had cleared, it wasn't safe to go outside without safety gear...

You can put them in an orange suit, you can take them to the highway, but you can't make them pick up the trash.

Members of a religious cult. They worship Foltern, the God of Traffic Cones.

"Come join the NEW Nazi Party... Everything is different now..."

Cool Hand Hans

Even in disguise, Sammy Hagar can be spotted anywhere.

Because parades are perfect for stopping the spread of disease.

Sadly, they were all set to protest, but someone stole their giant G-8 ball....

Ok, so at least they're girls... but why not NAKED ones, Cracked?

Off to the X-Wings!

Doucheland

Oh no! Devo has been breeding!!!

Orange you ashamed of yourself?

It is not easy, remembering those who were cheesy...

They're listening to Johnny Cash singing, "Mit ein der schukken Foltern mannprizon, und clockenspiel eist passenfreuden sloooooow."

Alright all zombies stand by. Were are gonna remake the Thriller video.....GERMAN STYLE!!!!!

This week in the Homeless olympics...

German Nascar Crews are much more somber than their American counterparts.

If you think this is torture, you've never heard them sing.

Other countries are tougher on jaywalking.

This is surprisingly normal for a Beck video.

Nothing rhymes with Orange...

The german version of Armageddon was surprisingly poignant.

You can't deny German efficiency. They're already wearing handcuffs.