Craptions Classics January 20, 2010

Ever since I had sex with Lindsay Lohan, I can't leave home without it!

Mothra24

Other Craptions

after his initial feeling of triumph with the success of his anti zombie pod, Fred realized he had to use the bathroom

slammy4000

Not satisfied with the Golden Harp or the Goose that laid golden eggs, Jack decides to steal the Giant's testicles too.

TaterTots

Now I can roll in EVERYONES POO!

JCarlton

The Center For Disease Control agreed to let Boy George perform, but they had some stipulations.

yeahme

Goosebumps: attack of the hamster man

Lotrross

Wow! An original Bob Dylan! AND HE'S STILL IN HIS ORIGINAL PACKAGING!!!

Zaphod

2010...Day 20, Still no Asians.

87gn

Kids today don't get the full concert experience with all this "mosh pit safety" they have now...

Kamikaze Phoenix

To keep the Jonas Brothers alive they must not allow pure air to touch their bodies.

LegitimateJoe

The baby at the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey" grew up to become Wayne Coyne...Are any of us really that surprised?

RodneyHardman

He is EXTREMELY partial to the smell of "his own brand."

Mr.Excalibur

Where Are They Now?: Peter Gerbil from GENESIS

SRLivewire

Even Were-hamsters need to get out every once in a while.

sailorboy

Pictured: How pussies "crowd dive".

yeahme
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